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Dumb. Ass.

“You know what the funny thing is? I wouldn’t have caught it, anyway.”

That’s Moises Alou talking about the ball from the 2003 NLCS that Cub fan ‘I refuse to name him because he didn’t do anything’ grabbed a ball that was allegedly in play.

After the fan grabbed the ball, Alou hopped up and down and whined like a little kid not getting a toy at Target…

Now… FIVE years after the media made a mockery of this poor fan’s life, Alou says what anyone watching the game and who WAS NOT a Cubs fan saw; he wouldn’t have caught the ball anyway.

Stay classy Moises… you fucking schmuck.