I’ll be the first to admit that I am a relative newcomer to the careful examination of the arcane BCS bowl selection rules. But seeing as how my team is, like, a legit football presence this year (woohoo!) I suddenly find myself both better informed of and more annoyed than ever at the process. I mean, have you actually ever tried to read through all the rules? As someone who is a lawyer for a living, I can say with certainty that these things are as convoluted and opaque (and long!) as your average commercial contract.

Orange Bowl Bound, Baby!
I’ll admit: I am a little sad that the weird combination of rules conspired to keep Stanford out of the Rose Bowl. We went to the Rose Bowl when I was in college, in 2000, and it was awesome. This year’s team is WAY BETTER than that team. They deserve a nice Rose Bowl berth, in my view, instead of this stupid “must take a non-automatically-qualifying team every four years” rule that led to TCU getting in there.
So maybe you’ll think that everything I’m about to say is just sour grapes. I can live with that.
Here’s where things stand: Stanford will be playing Virginia Tech in the Orange Bowl. In Miami. Many thousands of miles away from Palo Alto, but relatively close to the East Coast. UConn will be playing Oklahoma in the Fiesta Bowl. In Phoenix. Many thousands of miles away from Stoors, CT, but rather close to, say, Palo Alto.
This is goofy, right?
How did we get here? Well, after the BCS championship game took the Pac-10 winner (Oregon), the Rose Bowl was obligated to take a non-BCS automatic qualifying team (TCU) to play the Big Ten champion (Wisconsin). The remaining BCS bowls get to choose who to take in an order that changes every year. An entirely forgettable team (sorry, Connecticut) won the Big East, entitling them to a BCS berth and narrowly edging out the more traditional football powerhouse West Virginia. (But it was a sweet field goal that sealed that victory for UConn. Credit where it’s due, and all that.)
In this year’s lottery, the Orange Bowl got to pick before the Fiesta Bowl. Now, had UConn lost last week, West Virginia would have won the Big East, and the Orange Bowl almost certainly would have selected West Virginia to play Virginia Tech for a nice close-to-home rivalry bowl matchup.
But UConn won, and UConn travels poorly. Maybe even more poorly than Stanford. (And that’s saying something.) So the Orange Bowl, faced with the fact that neither team is likely to bring in tens of thousands of money-spending fans, does the right thing and chooses Stanford, the school with the NFL-caliber quarterback and the stronger football program. The Fiesta Bowl is left with UConn.
So now two poor-traveling schools are both faced with bowl games that are VERY VERY FAR from where most of their fan base lives. Want to make an already-small crowd even smaller? Make the game a $700 plane flight away.
It didn’t have to happen like this. After all, clause 5 of the “Team Selections Procedures” of the aforementioned opaque BCS rules states:
5. After completion of the selection process as described in Paragraph Nos. 1-4, the conferences and Notre Dame may, but are not required to, adjust the pairings taking into consideration the following:
- A. whether the same team will be playing in the same bowl game for two consecutive years;
- B. whether two teams that played against one another in the regular season will be paired against one another in a bowl game;
- C. whether the same two teams will play against each other in a bowl game for two consecutive years; and
- D. whether alternative pairings may have greater or lesser appeal to college football fans as measured by expected ticket sales for the bowls and by expected television interest, and the consequent financial impact on Fox and the bowls
Does this not seem like a PERFECT opportunity to invoke (D)? Putting these teams so far away from their already-small fan bases is certainly going to have an impact on expected television sales. At least as far as the Fiesta Bowl is concerned, too, I think it would have an impact on expected television interest- West Coast fans like West Coast teams.
So we will watch the Orange Bowl- my husband from the stands (lucky bastard) and me from the couch in our living room (sad sack non-traveling pregnant lady), and we will be proud of our scrappy little team and our fabulous coach and our amazing quarterback and our Locks of Love-supporting two-way player. It’s all good.

Marecic's splendid mane. Do you think Troy Polamalu donates his hair to Locks of Love? No, I think not.
But I’m still left wondering – what would it take for the BCS to actually use Rule D? Or is it just, like so many other elements of the BCS, destined to just be a poorly-understood, imperfectly-managed component of a deeply flawed system?
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