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War Room: Draft Day Suit Takes on the First Round of the 2012 NFL Draft

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NFL Football fans! Are you awake? Craving input? Trying to decide if you should proudly wear your favorite team’s jersey to the mall or buy out all of the head-sized paper bags at the local grocery store? Well, the writers at Draft Day Suit have done our part to help you make these important, football-related decisions for next season. Our painstaking research and in-depth analysis of each team’s first round pick will surely arm you with the bragging rights and information that you crave.

Actually, we just chose our favorite team’s picks and, for the most part, lambasted them. I mean, that’s why you come here, right? Right.

Let’s get to it. Read more…

Buccaneers Hire New Head Coach

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Today the Tampa Bay Buccaneers finally hired a new head coach. Was it Mike Sherman? Marty Schottenheimer? Brad Childress? Wade Phillips? Joe Philbin? Chip Kelley?

Nope. The Bucs made a five year deal with Greg Schiano.

Who?

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Weekly Sports News of Shame, Loathing and Occasional Interest

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Washington State star baller Klay Thompson, son of former Laker Mychal Thompson, smoked up in his car and got arrested after a win against USC last night, thereby proving the maxim that you should do that at home, where you have access to water and snacks and the police aren’t there. Also, make sure your headlights work. Geez. What are they teaching in the colleges? [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]

‘Twas another busy week for athletes with issues in Tampa.

Shelton Quarles, coordinator of pro scouting for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was arrested on a DUI charge in Tampa early this morning.  The former Bucs linebacker refused field testing and earned the tiny bail of $500. [ESPN NFL]

Former Rays and Washington Nationals’ outfielder Elijah Dukes supposedly manned up and hit his pregnant girlfriend this week, landing in a Tampa jail on Wednesday on charges of aggravated battery — a felony because his girlfriend is five months pregnant.

Mountrail Mounshay Mack, 20, said she and Dukes had spent the past several days in motels. This is the latest in Dukes’s unimpressive string of domestic violence arrests. Last year he owed three women almost $150,000 in child support. [St. Petersburg Times]

And with that the challenge is laid down to find a more depressing story, which, sadly, is not at all difficult.

MTSU Women’s Basketball Team Grieves Murdered Player

MTSU Blue Raider’s player Tina Stewart died this week after her roommate, a freshman at MTSU, stabbed her. The team decided yesterday that they would play in the Sunbelt Conference Tournament, in which they are the top seed, as a tribute to her.

The men’s team stood behind the women’s team at the press conference where they announced their decision, all wearing “20Gether” purple ribbons and stickers. Stewart’s boyfriend, MTSU junior basketball player K.C. Anuna said that she was “just trying to do the right thing.” Information is limited due to the police investigation.

And yes, it is possible to have chills and feel deep sadness the entire time one types up some sports news.  It’s entirely possible. Deepest condolences to the MTSU community. [ESPN]

Silver Lining

In happier cricket news — for Ireland, anyway — the Olde Sod beat England in the ICC Cricket World Cup.  The Irish broke two records during the three-wicket win, with the tournament’s highest ever run-chase and Kevin O’Brien of Dublin’s Railway Union Cricket Club clocked its “fastest ever hundred.” O’Brien said:

When we were 111 for five we could have just pottered around, but I chanced my arm and we didn’t look back really. We attacked and it came off.

This sports writer of Irish descent will now turn in my St. Patrick’s Day card and add up “understanding cricket terms” to my life list. Congratulations, Ireland. Sorry, England. [Sky News]

Two California Women Baseball Pitchers Make History

Marti Sementelli from Birmingham High School in Lake Balboa, California, and Ghazaleh Sailors from San Marcos of Santa Barbara will face off tomorrow as the first two female starting pitchers in a high school baseball game. Both are seniors and were teammates on the U.S. national team that won the bronze medal in the World Cup of Women’s Baseball in Venezuela last summer.

“I always wanted to be the one who breaks barriers,” Sailors said.

To celebrate, ESPN wrote the worst headline ever for this story:

“Girls to square off in historic mound duel”

Really, ESPN. Really. I will just say “Congratulations, Marti and Ghazaleh! May the best arm win.”

[ESPN]

Quote of the Week:

No, it does not involve tiger blood or winning. Get off my lawn. The NFL lockout talks continue, after an extension until tonight at 11:59 and one more probable after that.

“For all our fans who dig our game, we appreciate your patience as we work through this. We are going to keep working. We want to play football.” ~     NFL union executive director DeMaurice Smith [ESPN]

[Photo: Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department]

[Photo: ESPN]

Seattle Seahawks Make History

Well, well, well. The Seattle Seahawks have become the first team in NFL history to become division champions with a losing record.

As a Bucs fan I feel like I should be outraged. Tampa Bay ended the season with a 10 – 6 record and didn’t make the playoffs. The Seahawks record was 7 – 9 and they get a home game.  A lot of fans (especially of the Giants and Bucs varieties) are mad. Some people think the NFL should talk reseeding. How can a losing team make the playoffs?

But I am not outraged. I am not for reseeding. I think it is fair.

The rules have always been the rules and if you have the best record in your division your team makes the playoffs, and if you have the good fortune to be in the NFC West (the shittiest division in professional football) and on Pete Carroll’s team, hooray for your luck. If you went 10 – 6 in the NFC South or East, well, it just sucks to be you. Life isn’t fair. The Saints are going to kick the crap out of whomever they play next week anyway.

I have made my peace with it. Have you?

[photo: Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Redskins Bad Snap Sarah’s Early Birthday Present

Ticket to watch the Tampa Bay Buccaneers play the Washington Redskins:  $100

One Beer at Fex Ex Field: $7

One hot dog at Dan Snyder’s House of Rip Offs: $5

Watching the Redskins score in the last :07  to make the score 17 – 16 needing only the extra point to send the game into overtime in the cold, cold rain and then watching Nick Sundberg snap the ball too high seeing it slip through Hunter Smith’s hands and then bounce all over the field for a while then jumping up and down and hugging strangers just because they were also wearing Bucs jerseys: Priceless

Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus. Even with that fifth down touchdown the Washington offense still couldn’t save itself from the Redskin’s special teams.

Why so Glum, Shanahan? Oh right. Now you have to fire all of your special teams coaches and players.

It was a Christmas Miracle!

This photo is also a miracle. I think the Bucs are wizards. Leviosa!

Happy birthday to me.

Poor Gano. That guy had a shitty day.

[photos: Larry French / Getty Images]

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