Between Brett Favre’s penis and the Yankees party planning, there hasn’t been a lot of smart in sports this week, unless you count the Pirates’ firing of manager John Russell, which was brilliant. Late, but brilliant. Anyway.
The week began with this tweet from NBC Sports.
No joke. They didn’t even delete it later.
We also heard about a Jacksonville man who ended up in serious condition with a compound arm fracture due to a missed high five while leaving the Jaguars game last Sunday. It has since been determined he was trying to leap from a gridlocked stairway to a moving escalator. As of Wednesday, he was still in the hospital.
Taking the cake in the moron department has to be news that the Ravens ejected a lesbian couple from their stadium during the Sept. 26 game against the Cleveland Browns. Security claims they were ejected for lifting a plastic cup from a concession stand that they took to use for ketchup, and not kissing, as the couple claims. Either way, it’s just plain stupid.
Who is more off-base, Terrell Owen or the NFL and their Twitter policy? T.O. tweeted inside the 9o-minute pre-game window with the critical information that a fan wearing his jersey at today’s Bengals-Tampa Bay contest would win a signed football from him and buddy Chad OchoCinco. OchoCinco has been Twitter-law abiding since a $25,000 fine in August, and kept today’s tweets about his pet pigeon (seriously?) and the dreadful state of the world to well before kickoff. No news yet about a fine for T.O., but an NFL spokesperson says they’re looking into this possible careless breakage of an arguably rather stupid rule.
Lest you think there was no humor this week, I leave you with this video. Not smart, but also pretty silly. With thanks to Google’s translator: Peter Niemeyer touched the breasts of referee Bibiana Steinhaus. Niemeyer, “They stood a little further away than thought, I wanted to give her a shoulder pat, but you have to entertain the crowd a little ….”












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