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A Different Kind of Horse Racing

By | August 22, 2007 | Football | 1 Comment

Much like when Alderaan was blown to smithereens by the Death Star, I felt the sudden cry of a million souls when minding my own business the other day I heard THIS said……(are you ready?)

*”I don’t know why this dog fighting this is such a big deal against Michael Vick. It’s just like Horse Racing.”

Ummmmmmmmm.

WHAT?

As the entire Bluegrass State lost it’s mind in Unison over feeling the vibe from the insanity of those words, I tried to keep my OWN head from exploding and said “What sort of horse racing do you DO around here anyway?”

I would like to just state, for the record, for anyone who is confused the following information:

*Horse racing is not like dogfighting.
*The only people who think that dogfighting is wrong are not doglovers. Personally I think dogs are annoying as shit.
*Michael Vick is not being persecuted.

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Jockey Can Be as Classy as Bengals

By | June 26, 2007 | Racing | 1 Comment

Hey, did you guys hear about the jockey that was suspended for 30 days for kicking a two year old horse before a race? Yeah. Nice.

Why would you kick a horse in the stomach? On TV.

So Victor Molina got suspended 30 days and fined $1000. It doesn’t seem like much of a punishment for kicking an animal – especially since he works with horses every day. But he says he was surprised at the severity of the penalties.

Wait until he finds out about karma.

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