All posts tagged Hockey

Ovechkin to Skip All-Star Game: So What?

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Alexander Ovechkin laid a medium-grade hit on Zbynek Michalek during a loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins this week. The NHL suspended him for two games, in a timeframe which includes Saturday’s All-Star Game. Read more…

Bruce Boudreau to the Ducks

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Bruce Boudreau got one day off before he went West Coast. Read more…

Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter Closes Her Totally Skanky Twitter Account

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Paulina Gretzky, daughter of hockey great Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones has deleted her Twitter account. I know, Taps is playing in my head too. Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of silence for this tragic loss of trashy tweets. Read more…

Boudreau Out as Caps Coach, Hunter Hired

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And that’s all she wrote for Gabby. Read more…

This is Not What the Phrase, “You Need Balls to Play Hockey” Meant. At ALL.

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Apparently, in Manitoba, if you’re 15 and you want to play hockey you need to do laps in the locker room with water bottles strung to your nuts.

So sayeth a large group of bullies on the Neepawa Natives, a team in the Manitoba Junior Hockey League. The captain and three assistant captains of the team wanted to “rate on the ability to endure trial”, by making rookies participate in sexy dance-offs which included stripping. Because he did not score well in the dance-off, the 15-year-old boy had to undergo another ritual — which the team referred to as “Tug” — in which he was held down while a water bottle carrier, loaded with bottles and towels, was tied to his scrotum with a string. Read more…

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