All posts tagged Green Bay Packers

Randy Moss Wants to “Unretire”

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Being an NFL player must be the greatest job in the world. I mean, that’s how it seems to me. Why else would players subject themselves to severe physical injury in their 20s and early to mid 30s, retire, and then want to come back? Is it the camaraderie with teammates, the thrill of defeating the competition, the satisfaction of breaking records, the monetary compensation?

It’s probably the money.

Of course, I would say this, as I am not an NFL athlete. Still, it’s the only reason I can come up with for Randy Moss’s announcement, via a live Ustream chat, that he wants to play again in 2012. Moss, who turned 35 on February 13, said in the video, “I wanna play football. Your boy is going to come back here and play some football, so I’m really excited. I had some things I had to adjust in my life.”

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Brian Robinson Kicked Him Right in the Junk

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Brian Robinson apologized to T.J. Lang of the Green Bay Packers on twitter saying:

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Why I Love…the Seattle Seahawks

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I had just graduated from college and, while waiting for WNBC to offer me a radio disk jockey position as Howard Stern’s replacement, took a job in my home town of Lancaster, Pa., at a now-defunct sports bar called Rookies. Lacking any obvious Budweiser-pouring and hot wings-frying skills, Rookies’ management hired me on as one of two male servers. (The other guy was “the hot one.”)

Now, Rookies was a typical sports bar in most ways, except for a carefully crafted niche: they made sure to advertise the fact that, in the modern age of 1997, they had 4,731 televisions* and, therefore, could show every single NFL game playing on any given Sunday at the same time. You can probably guess that this excited a lot of people in my hometown in Pennsyltucky: “IGGLES. STILLERS. COWBOYS. WE CAN SEE ALL OF THE GAMES. Pack up the kids and let’s go.”

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Green and Yellow Green and Yellow Green and Yellow et al.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine the other day and he was chattering up a storm. It was a stream of consciousness type of thing that turned into a song that was kind of about baseball and bananas.

Did I mention my friend is six?

His parents looked at me and shrugged and I said “That is what my inner monologue sounds like all of the time.”

Except mine is usually about football and blogging and beer instead of baseball and bananas. Also mine involves more profanity.

Either way, I imagine that Lil Wayne has a similar inner monologue. I imagine that because of this.

This can’t be written down, right? It has to be freestyle recorded live.

I say this largely because of this passage.

Long hair, don’t care, Clay Matthews
We shittin’ on these fools, no bathroom
Yeah, got a pocket full of big faces
Throw it up, touchdown on Ike Taylor

Charming, no?

I have some questions about this verse. 1) Doesn’t Lil Wayne have long hair? 2) Just because you have no bathroom does that really mean you have to shit on fools? 3) What is a pocket full of big faces? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Never mind all that. The truth is that Laurie posted this on my Facebook wall and the only way to get this song out of my head was to share it with you. A catharsis if you will. I am also really excited about football. SO excited that I am taking my seven year old daughter to Fed Ex field past her bedtime on a weeknight to watch the Bucs play the Redskins. Away games are one of my great pleasures in life.

Plus I really wanted to use this picture.

Hooray for football, and thank God my team doesn’t wear cheese on our heads.

No, we’re much more tasteful.

I would never wear this. Sober.

[photo: okmagaine]

Packers v. Steelers in Super Bowl XLV

It’s the Pack and the Stillers in the Super Bowl, dudes.

The Jets crashed and burned (You should believe me when I say that that pun was totally unintended. Weird.) and the Bears resembled a cast of men trying out for Friday Night Lights, which made it not all that difficult, honestly for the Steelers and Packers to win the NFC and AFC divisional titles respectively today. This is not to take away from respectable performances from both of these teams, no way. But it’s just a lot easier when your opponents — the people who have somehow risen to second place, which is to say right behind you — look just that bad.

Chicago suffered a string of quarterback injuries and overall lackluster performance from starter Jay Cutler and replacement Todd Collins, leaving them with their third pick, Caleb Hanie, who gave what was arguably the most exciting showing of the night, actually putting some points on the board.

Image courtesy ChicagoBears.com

Twitter went nuts on Cutler when he left the game in the third quarter and didn’t return. (“He’s dead to me,” one Bears fan said directly to me.) But his coaches and sports analysts in the know say that pulling him had nothing to do with his toughness. Linebacker Brian Urlacher, for one, wouldn’t hear it.

“I don’t give a shit about players around the league who are watching the game from home. It’s easy to talk shit about someone while you’re sitting on your couch watching the game. That’s all I’m saying. I don’t understand it. I don’t get it. Let them sprain their MCL — or do whatever he did to his knee — and let them get back in the game. Let’s see them do that, see how well they run the ball, or see how well they do at whatever position they play. I don’t agree with it. It’s easy to write that stuff on the Internet.”

Urlacher was responding to players like Maurice Jones-Drew from the Jaguars who tweeted:

Kerry Rhodes from the Arizona Cardinals:

Rhodes apologized later, saying, “I wanna apologize to cutler if he tore a ligament in his knee! Not good.” One will note that neither Rhodes’s nor Jones-Drew’s team was anywhere near the playoffs at the end.

In Pittsburgh, Sanchez could do nothing right in the first half and neither could his defense. Roethlisberger and his offensive line were on point, rendering a solid defense apparently, well, defenseless, in their wake. Even though the Steelers went scoreless in the second half and the Jets staged a comeback that made the game less than a depressing blowout, it wasn’t enough. The rivers flowed with wine and the Steelers emerged victorious.

Also Rex Ryan threw his headset on the ground unceremoniously, and a lot of guys slowly took in the knowledge that they’d be looking for work again very soon. As in now.

The Steelers-Packers Super Bowl matchup in Dallas should be fun to watch, at the very least. Who’s your pick?

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