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I Fail Fantasy Football

I’ve said it before. Football is not my sport — or at least it never was until I started paying closer attention about two years ago, and these days you’re likely to find me in front of a tv with a game on most Sundays.

It’s a steep learning curve, though, for this basketball and hockey girl. I’m still getting the relatively large number of teams, players and positions straight in my head, and I’m just now to the point where I can intuitively identify what I just saw on the field to the point where I can call bullshit on a bad play — my barometer for true understanding, what can I say?  Still, given my interest in games and competition in general, you’d think I’d be all about the fantasy leagues I sign up for because my friends tell me to. I’m interested in rankings of just about anything. I’ve been around NFL betting in one way or another all of my life — family and friends with more than just a passing interest in overs and unders, whose mood depended in some way or another on how the games went that weekend. And who doesn’t love an office pool? Fill in the squares, have a basic understanding of points and quarters, and pretend to understand minimal trash talk. Experience instant belongingness and possible cash money — what’t not to love?

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Kevin Kolb is holding it down for the Eagles in Michael Vick's injured absence. I guess I should see if he's on my team.

But fantasy seems complicated to me, a subculture that requires time and attention that I don’t think I have, although I try to conjure it up. Leagues require at least some of focus, a focus that for some reason I lack. I can barely remember to check in on my one piddly league — a basic, auto-draft, “who won and lost” deal. Watching my friends manage full-blown leagues — moving around players based on injuries and past performance, managing full teams and ranking specific positions — makes my head hurt.

And this isn’t just for football. Last year I tried a hockey fantasy league, with astoundingly bad results. I am as keyed into hockey as I can be to a sport. I follow the NHL closely, just apparently not on paper, or a digital pool. Keeping track of 82 games involving approximately one billion players on eleventy teams was too much for me.

But I’m still in this football league, and you’d think I could hang in there for 16 games. Even with all of those players and positions, I can manage this. Maybe I’ll even start reading the fantasy update e-mails from Bleacher Report and ESPN that I’ve been guiltily ignoring.

Who am I kidding? I need to aim low, which is to say that maybe I’ll actually log in and see how I’m doing, so I can see what my competition is complaining or gloating about, depending on the week. Or maybe, knowing me, I’ll just grab another beer and watch the game. Is that so wrong?

Fantasy Football: It’s Not Just For Sports Freaks

About 10 years ago, I started dating my now-husband, who it turned out was the kind of football fanatic who had cable but also subscribed to DirecTV just so he could get the NFL Sunday Ticket. He used to watch all the games at once on split screen… and I would leave the house. I’d lost touch with pro football at that point in my life, and I couldn’t understand how he could pay attention to—much less enjoy—more than one game at a time. He mentioned his “fantasy league,” but I didn’t understand that, either.

The next year, we were living together at the time of his fantasy football draft. I still didn’t get it, really, but I happened to be working nearby when it came time to choose a quarterback, and he wondered aloud whom to take. “Peyton Manning,” I said, I think more on instinct than because I’d learned much about Peyton Manning over the previous season. “I think he’s going to have a good year.”

Peyton Manning did have a good year—and Al won his fantasy league. Since I’d had a hand in choosing Manning, I started paying attention to how he was doing. It was during that season that I started to understand how fantasy football could make someone want to watch several games at once on split screen (something that most of the contributors to this site probably never questioned).

LoriHC: Fantasy Football PlayerThe next year, I joined a Yahoo! public league (because my husband’s league wouldn’t have me), and I’ve been playing each year since. Some things I’ve learned that may help you, the sports fan, convince the non-sports fan in your life to give fantasy football a try:

  1. It makes almost every game interesting. It’s no longer necessary to have a home team to root for in order to enjoy football; as long as one of “your” guys is on the field, there’s something to cheer.
  2. It’s not a huge commitment. You do have to pay attention to bye weeks and injuries, but since football is a weekly sport, there are far fewer games to track than, say, baseball or hockey. (My husband would disagree with this point—he gets super obsessive about tracking players when he plays fantasy—but it’s by no means necessary. It’s still possible to do well with only a once-a-week commitment to setting up your roster.)
  3. It’s OK to auto-draft. Speaking of commitment, live drafts can definitely be stressful (especially if your internet connection flakes out) as well as a time sink. Automatic drafts are a bit weirder, since you don’t know what draft position you’ll get, and you can’t make picks on the fly based on what others did in the last round, but I kind of like the serendipity. I’ve also done no better (in fact, I did worse) when I went through a live draft than when I autopicked. Live drafts are for people who do a lot of pre-season research, ranking, and probability analysis, people who like to trash talk, or both. You don’t need it because…
  4. You can win off the waiver wire. (Technically I’m referring to the free agent list, but I like the alliteration.) I get one or two good players a season in the draft—for example, Larry Johnson my first year, Drew Brees last year—but the rest are usually expendable. While most people will tell you that getting an ace running back in the first round can make your season, a bad draft doesn’t mean you’re out of the running. I’ve yet to play in a league where I didn’t pick up at least one other awesome point-getter off the free agent list. It’s always good to start trolling the list once the bye weeks roll around, as some people will drop a player with a bye and forget to snap him back up. Another tip: People often hang onto the kickers and defenses they got in their drafts, even when there are free agents who are doing much better. Sometimes picking up a kicker on a hot streak can make your season.

Finally, a piece of advice: Don’t draft the home team. If you’re auto-picking this will be hard to do anyway, but don’t be tempted to rank all the players from your hometown team highest, or to pick up home team free agents. The main reason I say this is because of #1 above—the wider-spread your roster, the more games that will matter to you—but it also prevents bye weeks from biting you. You don’t want to have to drop half your guys because of a bye.

Now: Get out there and draft a team if you haven’t already (or convince a loved one to give it a try). The NFL season may have started on Thursday, but it’s not too late to get in the game.

I’ve Got Fantasy Baseball Fatigue

Next season’s fantasy baseball strategy is already taking shape in my head: get prescription for Adderall.

I’ve got Fantasy Baseball Fatigue, and the prognosis is not good.

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It started with the World Cup. I was too obsessed with the multiple heart-stopping games and that German booger-eating coach to spend any time following MLB. Then came the All-Star break. I got out of the habit of checking my three teams daily while no one was playing. Then I went out of town a few times, we got a puppy, blah, blah, blah. Excuses are like assholes. For the record, the same thing happened with my garden. The weeds continue to be out of control. But that’s for another blog.

I can see why people eschew fantasy baseball in favor of fantasy football. It’s so. Much. More. Time. Not only do you have daily lineups to set in fantasy baseball, but even if you set them ahead of time, other than starting pitchers, you never know who might play on a given day. You have to watch who goes on the disabled list. You have to watch who’s starting and who’s not. You have to gauge slumps and decide if and when to bench or trade players who aren’t performing. You have to follow which pitchers settle into closer roles on successful teams. It’s a lot of interwebs clicking. Unlike last season, I’m not working at a job where I actively seek out opportunities for time theft and had ample opportunities daily to sift through pages of statistics, reports, and lineups. Fantasy football, on the other hand, is Showtime Rotisserie of fantasy sports: you just set it and forget it.

I’m almost scared to log into Yahoo! Sports. I’ve become the girl who can’t hang with the boys. The question remains: do I attempt to salvage this season and make a last-ditch attempt at a playoffs run, or just scrap my dreams of virtual baseball trophies and start prepping for football season?

Maybe if I get some meds, I can do both.

Please To Enjoy Young Pitchers or How Starting Rotations Are Getting Their Groove Back

With ‘roids out of the league, pitchers are the new superstars, and nothing’s more fun than watching a young pitcher break out over the course of the season. It’s still early, but a few young pitchers are already starting to turn heads around the league. Here are five young pitchers looking to shake things up.

(Cue Joan Holloway voice) Hello, boys. Care to show us more of the same?

  • Ubaldo Jimenez (Colorado)– How many fantasy owners are shaking their fists skyward, rueing the draft day they passed on Jimenez? Colorado could be home to a Cy Young award-winner if Jimenez (0.95 ERA) keeps up what he’s been tossing, adding up to a 4-0 record, including a complete game no-hitter against the Braves followed by a shutout win against the Nationals.
  • Jaime Garcia (St Louis)–He’s 1-1, with the loss coming against a Tim Lincecum-led Giants. With the run support offered by the division-leading Cardinals, lefty Garcia’s 1.42 ERA speaks volumes about his improvement after missing last season rehabbing from Tommy John surgery. Garcia looks to be a solid asset to the Cardinals inevitable playoff run. (Come on, I’m from St Louis. I know with certainty that the Cardinals will win the World Series this year.)401px-DSC03065_Jaime_Garcia
  • Brian Matusz (Baltimore)–Matusz (2-0) would certainly have a better record if the Orioles (3-16) weren’t so terrible; he’s had two no-decisions in four starts. He’s averaging almost seven strikeouts a game, and will hopefully get better if and when the Orioles improve.
  • Clay Buchholz (Boston)–He might be 2-2, but Buchholz’s second loss came with ten strikeouts and only one walk, and he maintains a respectable 2.19 ERA after win last night over Toronto.  Boston management recently decision to keep Buchholz in the rotation when Daisuke comes of the DL next week, moving 16-year veteran Tim Wakefield to the bullpen.
  • Ricky Romero (Toronto)–Romero also has a 1-1 record, but he struck out twelve in a win against the White Sox and held his own in a no-decision against the Rays. He had a promising no-hitter going into the 8th in an eventual 3-1 loss to the Angels, giving up five hits in the ninth.

Lucky fantasy owners may still be able to steal one of these guys; if not, take note as the season progresses for potential trades or future seasons.

[Photo: Wikimedia Commons]

Don’t Forget Tonight!

The most important night of your entire life…or something close, at least.

Still need a few more people to sign up for the DDS Fantasy Hockey league.  If we don’t have all teams claimed by about 8pm ET, they will dump our draft, and you don’t want that kind of blood on your hands, do you?

By the way, it’s free.  While I love winning money, I hate losing money more and my chances of winning are incredibly slim.   Hence, free.  And why you really only get to win bragging rights during the off-season and a nice facsimile of the real Stanley Cup.

If you’re not already a fantasy sports user on ESPN, just register.   It’s free and it’s easy.

Unfortunately, if we’re still short a few teams later today, I will have to open this up to the actual public, and I can’t be sure that we will still have cool people joining the league if that happens.

So there, enough guilt for ya?

Draft Day Suit Fantasy Hockey
Link: http://games.espn.go.com/fhl/tools/join?leagueId=21087
Password: crosbyisatool (as a Caps fan, I’m legally obligated to hassle the Pens)
Type: Live Draft
Date: Mon., Sep. 28, 2009
Time: 9:30 PM ET

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