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50,000 Detroit Lions Fans Can’t Stop Nickelback

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In what might be the greatest pop culture story since Woody Harrelson punched a photographer at an airport because he thought the guy was a zombie, over 52,000 people signed a change.org petition to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show during the Detroit Lion’s game on Thanksgiving Day.

This is how you remind them of who they really are.

Seriously, listen to this wording from the petition.

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Who Will Bring the NFL back to Los Angeles?

As a sports fan living in Los Angeles I find it disgraceful that there is no NFL team here. There are far smaller cities that support a team, and LA was #2 on Forbes Hottest Sports Cities in 2009 despite the lack of a gridiron team. The hype of a team coming to LA is reaching a feverish pitch, with all kinds of speculation, celebrity, and dreams involved.

Let’s examine some of the major players, shall we?

  1. Location? Check. In June of this year, the City of Industry approved plans for a major NFL stadium complex to be built. Only 15 miles from downtown LA, the location is ideal for job creation and accessibility to several major freeways which is key for any major-market team.
  2. Some sources have predicted that one of the other California teams that have previously been in LA will return: the San Diego Chargers or the Oakland Raiders.  With dwindling ticket sales in Oakland and San Diego this remains a possibility, although I see it as highly unlikely, especially as San Diego has had several successful seasons in recent years and Oakland was the most recent team here.
  3. Magic Johnson wants to move a team here. A powerhouse for the Lakers, Magic is now a businessman extraordinaire who tends to have the Midas touch when he puts his hands on a project. He has teamed up with sports powerhouse AEG (owner of the LA Kings, and partial interest in the LA Lakers,  among other professional sports teams) to move an existing franchise here. This team is also considering adding a retractable-roof stadium to the already established Staples Center complex in downtown LA. (Retractable roof? Really? It rarely gets below 50 degrees in this city, and as for the rain possibilities during football season? Even more rare. SoCal residents are apparently pussies who will melt with a little rain.)
  4. Speaking of existing franchises, some that have been mentioned as potential candidates for the move include the: Buffalo Bills, Jacksonville Jaguars, St. Louis Rams, San Fransisco 49ers, Detroit Lions, and the Minnesota Vikings, (in addition to the Raiders and Chargers as mentioned above.)
  5. With the collapse of the roof of the Metrodome this week, the talk of the Vikings coming to sunny southern California has stepped up. In 2009 the Vikings ownership group met with other SoCal team backers, which, Surprise!, included the AEG team. Incidentally, they’re also on the last year of their lease.

Are there other possibilities? Maybe. But the one thing that I do know is that the Angelenos are getting restless. Santa? Could you please send us an NFL franchise for Christmas this year?

As much as Kendra would like to have a franchise in LA, she’ll never stop loving her Broncos.

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Oh Well This Will Help

I wasn’t aware that a new logo was really all it took to improve your team’s performance. If so, you’d have thought that the Lion’s would’ve broken out this bit of genius some time last year rather than sucking ass so bad, wouldn’t you?

It’s not even a good logo. I mean, did that take someone 20 minutes to make. I could send the Kaiser beer money and he’d have that done before the western union went through.

As a matter of fact – I can probably create it with gimp myself.

I hope their tag line is “We’re the new Lions. We don’t suck anymore.”

Maybe saying it will make it true.

(What really annoys me is I know they paid fat for that logo, really fat – rather than investing oh say serious coordinator improvements or adjustments to their roster……bleh)

Two NFL Players Missing at Sea

You know whenever anything happens to NFL players, accidents, shootings, bar fights etc……..well, I gotta admit. A HUGE amount of the time I don’t know who it is. But I suppose that is because there are just SO many people who play in the NFL who aren’t marquis players or even 1st stringers.
So I only casually glanced at the CNN story of two guys who are among others missing on a boat that left Clearwater (a place we know well).
Dude, Corey Smith and Marquis Cooper are missing.
I must be having a PMS morning because that completely brought me to tears (I have no idea why).

They’re no more important that anyone else missing on that boat, to be fair – but, it was surprising to see a couple of names I actually knew.

0 – 16

0 – 16?

Congratulations to the Detroit Lions. You pretty much have to work at losing every single game in a season.

The 2008 Lions now join the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers who until yesterday were the only NFL team to go an entire season without winning a game.

And there were only 14 games in 1976.

And the Bucs were an expansion team.

Ouch.

I know they can rejoice in the fact that they get the first pick of the 2009 draft, but they could have still had the #1 draft pick at 1 – 15. Even the Rams and the Chiefs won two games apiece.

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