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Manning to Jets? NO NO NO!

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According to a recent article at the NY Daily News, The Jets front office is of the opinion that Peyton Manning would be a perfect fit for their team if they threw away — I mean traded — Mark Sanchez. Read more…

LT to Add Sex Trafficking Charge to Resume?

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Lawrence Taylor is, unfortunately, a very busy dude.  Read more…

Cocaine’s A Hell Of A Drug

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Ivan Calderon, the 105lb former boxing bad-ass apparently likes blow. I said, likes blow, not likes to blow. Get your mind out of the gutter. Read more…

This is Not What the Phrase, “You Need Balls to Play Hockey” Meant. At ALL.

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Apparently, in Manitoba, if you’re 15 and you want to play hockey you need to do laps in the locker room with water bottles strung to your nuts.

So sayeth a large group of bullies on the Neepawa Natives, a team in the Manitoba Junior Hockey League. The captain and three assistant captains of the team wanted to “rate on the ability to endure trial”, by making rookies participate in sexy dance-offs which included stripping. Because he did not score well in the dance-off, the 15-year-old boy had to undergo another ritual — which the team referred to as “Tug” — in which he was held down while a water bottle carrier, loaded with bottles and towels, was tied to his scrotum with a string. Read more…

100-Year-Old Man Completes Marathon, Wrecks the Curve for Everyone Else

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I tried running last year.

It was really hard.

I installed the Couch25K app on my iPhone, and set the goal of running a 10-mile race in the spring, on a date I have long since forgotten because I totally bailed on the whole thing. Besides the utter panic that I would not be able to complete a ten-mile race, even one that people swore was “mostly downhill”, I hurt my foot, as I am forever hurting my feet, and I didn’t feel that I would be in the kind of condition required to do it.

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