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Why it Sucks to Be a Girl Playing Sports

Men have everything easier.

The above statement is not a precursor to a tirade of men being dumb, and women being the superior vaginawarriors of the species. I make the above statement because it is true.

I make the above statement because I used to play softball, when I was younger and I had an experience which, frankly, never would have happened to a boy in a similar position.

I was a suckfest of a softball player, so I was relegated to the right field. I could catch fly balls. That was the totality of my softball prowess. I could snag a fly ball out of mid air, no problem. Once I got it in my glove though, my pitiful, spaghetti arm allowed me to throw it about 12 feet. That is why my coach stuck me behind our rock star infielder, Jessie, who literally could play the shit out of every infield position and hit and throw and do it all while running backwards and putting on mascara.

U.S. Women's Softball Team, Beijing Olympics, 2008. Minus Jessie.

So one game, Jessie was pitching, playing all three bases and shortstop. All of the hits were pitiful little bunts which never had a prayer of making it into fly ball, Christine range. It was hot and I had had a lot of Gatorade.

I was bored and I really, really had to pee. That squatting position you have to get into when a batter gets ready to bat? Not helpful. I started to do the dance of the urinata as Jessie played the entire game herself. But then, then…a fly ball came into the outfield. I uncrouched, popped up and ran to grab it.

Then I pissed myself in the outfield.

So you see, kids? It sucks to be a girl in sports, not because of the lack of funding, advertising or fan interest. It sucks to be a girl in sports because men can whip it out and piss in the outfield. Girls, well, we can’t.

Just one more tally on the ever-growing list of why men have it so much easier.

Concussions, and How to Spot Them

It seems we’ve been hearing a lot more about concussions in recent years, particularly with regard to football and hockey. There was Merril Hoge’s career-ending head injury after a concussion that ultimately resulted in a $1.55 million judgment against the doctor who cleared him to play, and players like Aikman and Young retiring earlier than expected at least in part because of concussions.  In the NHL, it’s questionable what the most notable outcome of January’s Winter Classic was: the Washington Capitals’ win over the home team or the Pens’ star forward Sidney Crosby’s eventual absence from the ice after a series of what some said were intentional hits to the head.

An almost-fanatical attention to head-hitting rules seemed to pervade this season in the NFL, so it’s clearly being taken seriously there, and players are regularly suspended in the NHL for so-called “dirty hits,” some of which can surely cause obvious or more insidious injury to the head. Not to mention? These can be contact sports. Things happen, intentional or not, and players hit the ground and equipment too.

A couple of new developments suggest the science of detecting concussions is getting better.

Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania School of medicine have developed a test that can be given quickly to players on the sideline who have just suffered a blow to the head. The test, which any coach or parent can be trained to administer, is remarkably accurate at detecting concussions, according to the study, which is published in the current issue of the journal Neurology.

A test like this is potentially big news- something cheap, accurate, and easy to administer immediately following a potential head injury would be a huge step forward, and could prevent a lot of really scary and dangerous reinjuries that occur when athletes insist they’re ready to go back in and trainers/doctors don’t have anything concrete with which to stop them.

In other concussion news, researchers at Ohio State have recently released a study, published in the Journal of Athletic Training, that examined high school athletes who have experienced head trauma.  The study suggests that the symptoms of head injuries and concussions manifest differently in girls than boys. As more and more girls are playing sports, including contact sports (yay!) it’s essential that their coaches, trainers, and parents realize that the symptoms they report of a concussion are different than what one might “expect” given the conventional wisdom, which has almost always analyzed boys and men.

For example, the study says that while the primary symptom of concussion for both boys and girls is headaches, the secondary symptoms differ quite noticeably.  Boys are more likely to report feeling disoriented or confused, or to have memory loss, while girls are more likely to report feeling sensitive to noise and sound, as well as being drowsy.  Couple that with previous studies that suggest that girls suffer concussions at higher rates than boys, and this is key information for anyone involved in girls and women’s sports.

Interesting stuff.  Don’t lead with your head, kids.

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Katie is lucky to have never received a concussion while playing sports. Unless sledding counts as a sport, in which case she totally has.

Stanford Women Beat UConn, Hell Briefly Freezes Over

I admit it, when UConn set the NCAA record for games won with an 89th straight win over Florida State last week, I wondered if they’d ever lose.

But then again, I’m prone to extreme, magical thinking. I wondered if Geno Auriemma could just keep stacking his roster with awesome, unstoppable players who could beat anyone on any NCAA women’s team. I wondered why any superstar high school basketball player would consider another school. Also I wondered if there was a conspiracy, but that’s another story.

None of that was true. After winning their 90th straight game at Pacific last week, the Huskies lost to the Stanford Cardinal tonight, and not by a basket or a few. The last team to beat them — in the playoffs on April 6, 2008 — did it again, 71-59, in their 52nd straight home win.

“I’m just happy for our team,” said Stanford coach Tara VanDerveer. “The streak is something that they did. We’re about Stanford and what we want to do.”

Stanford is a big team and UConn star Maya Moore was held pointless until almost 17 minutes into the game. Stanford senior guard Jeanette Pohlen scored a career-high 31 points, while Moore eked out 15. The Huskies never led, which is amazing, really, considering that, well, they’ve won 90 games, which assumes they’ve lead at least once in all of them, if I understand numbers correctly.

Auriemma took a lot of heat between wins 88 and 89 for calling out the media and fans for underestimating women’s basketball.

“Because we’re breaking a men’s record, we’ve got a lot of people paying attention,” Auriemma said. “If we were breaking a women’s record, everybody would go, ‘Aren’t those girls nice, let’s give them two paragraphs in USA Today, you know, give them one line on the bottom of ESPN and then let’s send them back where they belong, in the kitchen.’”

Stanford coach Tara VanDerveer

Tonight he seemed shocked by the loss, which I guess is pretty normal if you haven’t lost at something for two-and-a-half years and then all of a sudden you do. I guess you’d feel like you pretty much had the winning thing down by then.

“At some point reality had to set in, and today reality set in. I’m not destroyed about it…Winning that many games in a row, it’s unheard of. I thought we let it get away from us. I think the atmosphere and what was going on and when Maya couldn’t get going early. I think it affected the rest of our guys. We just didn’t play like ourselves. Give credit to Stanford. I think they played an unbelievably good game.”

Yes, they did. Congratulations to Stanford for a big win, and to UConn for a record-setting streak that had to end — as they do — sometime.

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UCONN Women Break Winning Streak With 89

The University of Connecticut Women’s Basketball team has not lost a game since April 6. April 6, 2008 that is.

Last night, the UCONN women beat Florida State for their 89th win in a row. That is the longest winning streak in NCAA basketball history. I didn’t say NCAA women’s basketball history. I said NCAA basketball history. The NCAA Division I basketball record.

Last night The University of Connecticut’s women’s basketball team surpassed the record held by the UCLA Bruins men’s basketball team. The Bruins won 88 games in a row 37 years ago. That was a John Wooden coached team.

Coach Geno Auriemma and his star player, Maya Moore, have led this team to 89 wins in a row. That is an amazing number. I’ve never won anything 89 times in a row. Neither has any other Division I basketball team. Ever.

I watched the press conference after the game last night. This win was such a big deal that Geno Auriemma received a call from President Obama congratulating him on winning the game and breaking the record. I guess that is what happens when you make history. I almost cried watching the phone call. I don’t know if it was a weird surge of patriotism or pride in a team that I have been watching win for over three years in a row now, but I suspect that it had more to do with the fact that The President of the United States of America was probably watching women’s college basketball last night.

If this is what it takes to have women’s sports get press time and visibility, then let’s keep breaking records.

89 wins and counting.

Congratulations to Maya Moore, Tiffany Hayes, Caroline Doty and the entire University of Connecticut team. You ladies are amazing.

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Originally written for and published on BlogHer.com

Maybe It’s My Fault

Are women what is wrong with women’s sports? I don’t think so, and neither does my friend Megan Hueter.

This piece was originally posted on Megan’s site “…Because I Played Sports“. You may already know her as one of the founders of “Women Talk Sports” but if you don’t, I highly recommend you read her work. Megan writes thought provoking pieces about women’s sports and she isn’t afraid to speak her mind. She and I first met while doing social media for the WNBA draft two years ago and together we spoke on BlogHer’s first ever panel on women’s sports blogging. I value Megan as a friend and a colleague and I was honored that she agreed to let us post this on Draft Day Suit.

Maybe It’s My Fault: From a Female Athlete

(Thank you, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, for inspiring this)….

Maybe it’s my fault.
Maybe I led you to believe
That I don’t deserve to play,
Or that girls don’t belong in sports.

Maybe I let you think
That women’s sports is easy..
Or that my whole life,
I haven’t worked just as hard as the boys.

Maybe I let you think
that I’m OK with the fact
that MY championship game isn’t on TV
Or on the front page.

Maybe I let you think
that I’m happy with you crediting my dad,
my husband or my coach,
and forgetting about me.

Maybe I let you think
That girls don’t have passion.
That we don’t get mad, kick, or punch.
or get angry at the referees.

Maybe I led you to believe
That it’s OK to criticize my body, or sexuality,
And not my game.

Maybe that’s my fault.

Maybe I let you think
That instead of doing an interview,
I’d rather pose naked the cover of a magazine.

Or that I’d rather be doing yoga,
Or talking about a new diet,
Than showcasing a sneaker line.

Maybe I let you think that,
Because I like baggy clothes,
Or refuse to wear makeup,
It means I’m a lesbian.

Maybe I led you to believe
That I like to play football in my underwear,
Instead of just liking to play football.

Maybe, for some reason,  I led you to believe
That I don’t want muscles.
Or that I can’t get strong.

Maybe I let you think
That it’s OK to market our events
With less effort than the men’s.
Or that it’s OK to repair the stadium during MY season
But not his.

Maybe it’s my fault that you don’t see
That holding out for a better future
Is my only motivation.

Maybe I’m what’s wrong with women’s sports.
Or maybe…
You’re just making excuses.

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