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Stevie Johnson Fined $10,000 For Touchdown Celebration

By | January 5, 2012 | Football, Funny, Unsportmanlike Conduct | No comments
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Few things are as disgusting as mocking a man who shot himself in the leg while… hahahahahaha! He shot himself in the leg! I’m sorry, that shit is funny. Read more…

This is Not What the Phrase, “You Need Balls to Play Hockey” Meant. At ALL.

By | October 27, 2011 | Hockey, injuries, Uncategorized, Unsportmanlike Conduct, WTF? | 2 Comments
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Apparently, in Manitoba, if you’re 15 and you want to play hockey you need to do laps in the locker room with water bottles strung to your nuts.

So sayeth a large group of bullies on the Neepawa Natives, a team in the Manitoba Junior Hockey League. The captain and three assistant captains of the team wanted to “rate on the ability to endure trial”, by making rookies participate in sexy dance-offs which included stripping. Because he did not score well in the dance-off, the 15-year-old boy had to undergo another ritual — which the team referred to as “Tug” — in which he was held down while a water bottle carrier, loaded with bottles and towels, was tied to his scrotum with a string. Read more…

Brian Robinson Kicked Him Right in the Junk

By | October 24, 2011 | Unsportmanlike Conduct | Comments Off
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Brian Robinson apologized to T.J. Lang of the Green Bay Packers on twitter saying:

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Janikowski is Bizarre: Even for a Kicker

By | September 19, 2011 | Bad calls, Crazy People, Football, Unsportmanlike Conduct, WTF? | Comments Off

I’m reading through my sports feed when I see that Sebastian Janikowski has been charged with a crime. Again.

(No, it is not making this face.)

Well, there is a story I want to read.

First of all, I am a sucker for a good player arrest. Second of all, I like Sebasian Janikowski’s arrests because besides the DUI, he was once charged with bribery and felony possession of GHB. These aren’t your run of the mill NFL crimes. This is no concealed weapons charge. He almost got deported for the GHB thing.

Now he is accused of false imprisonment, an accusation that puts the bribery charge to shame!

He (allegedly) falsely imprisoned a woman. Who does that? That is a messed up crime, even for a kicker. Even for an Oakland Raider!

It is like he read a pamphlet on weird things to do wrong. Next Janikowski will be tying cows to parking meters or hunting whales without a permit.

The Raiders CEO says it is old news. I say to Amy Trask that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Mr. Janikowski has also been arrested for bar fights and underage possession of alcohol.

[photo: Doug Benc]

Breaking: Manny Ramirez Charged With Domestic Battery

By | September 12, 2011 | Baseball, Breaking News, MLB, Unsportmanlike Conduct | Comments Off

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel is reporting that Manny Ramirez was charged with domestic battery tonight after he was arrested at his home in Weston, Florida. His wife called police, stating that the retired Tampa Bay Ray struck her across the face.

Ramirez retired from Major League Baseball just five games in to his last season as a Ray after a positive drug test. This followed a 50 game suspension while with the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2009 season. Ramirez is perhaps best known for helping the Boston Red Sox win two World Series titles in 2004 and 2007

The phrase “Manny being Manny” isn’t going to hold any sway in a court of law, I’m afraid.

Image: courtesy Broward County Sheriff’s Office

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