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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make T.O. a Match

Terrell Owens wants a girl just like the girl who…is Kim Kardashian. To that end, word on the street is that T.O. is spending some of his hard-earned football money on a matchmaking service that will rustle him up a Kim K. look-a-like.

Here is the real deal with a football player who isn’t Terrell Owens. (Sorry, T.O. Hi, Reggie!)

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T.O. has hired Kelleher International, a matchmaking firm run by mother and daughter Jill and Amber Kelleher. The firm has 18 international offices and T.O. will pay a pretty penny for his Kardashian-style dream girl, anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000.

I can only assume one thing from this, given Kim’s penchant for football guys — she blew him off or turned him down. Or she’s just busy with Miles Austin.

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Which, hey, okay. Understandable.

That leaves T.O. with his boy Chad,

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and me with one final question: can’t Ochocinco and his interactive lady bracket help him for cheaper? Because if not, the Ultimate Catch is fired.

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Laurie writes at LaurieWrites.