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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make T.O. a Match

Terrell Owens wants a girl just like the girl who…is Kim Kardashian. To that end, word on the street is that T.O. is spending some of his hard-earned football money on a matchmaking service that will rustle him up a Kim K. look-a-like.

Here is the real deal with a football player who isn’t Terrell Owens. (Sorry, T.O. Hi, Reggie!)


T.O. has hired Kelleher International, a matchmaking firm run by mother and daughter Jill and Amber Kelleher. The firm has 18 international offices and T.O. will pay a pretty penny for his Kardashian-style dream girl, anywhere from $15,000 to $150,000.

I can only assume one thing from this, given Kim’s penchant for football guys — she blew him off or turned him down. Or she’s just busy with Miles Austin.


Which, hey, okay. Understandable.

That leaves T.O. with his boy Chad,


and me with one final question: can’t Ochocinco and his interactive lady bracket help him for cheaper? Because if not, the Ultimate Catch is fired.



Laurie writes at LaurieWrites.