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Sergio’s Fried Chicken Shack

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Please welcome guest blogger, Chris Read from Canadian Dad. We love him and we think you will, too.

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I’m constantly amazed at the lack of self awareness in professional sports. If it’s not someone shooting themselves in the leg at a nightclub, you can always count on the old “made up a fake girlfriend to win a Heisman and then pretended it was a vicious hoax” routine. (Note:  I’m a huge ND fan, but c’mon, bro!)

Even with the constant barrage of ridiculousness these athletes throw at us, there is one type of party foul that shocks me more than the rest. Sergio Garcia was a shining example of that this past week when he was asked if he would have Tiger Woods over for dinner during the US Open. Now, Sergio could have answered with any number of hilarious one liners, including but not limited to cheating on your spouse and whining. In fact, a Momma joke would have been funnier than this classy response from Mr. Garcia:

“We’ll have him ’round every night. We will serve fried chicken.”

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Titus Young Arrested Three Times in One Week

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Shattering NFL records, former Detroit Lions wideout Titus Young was arrested three times in one week.

THREE TIMES IN ONE WEEK. You have to work hard at moral turpitude to actually get arrested that often. You also have to be obvious. In Young’s case it also helped to be drunk and disorderly.

You see, last Sunday Young was pulled over for making an illegal left turn. The police arrested him for suspicion of driving under the influence. Later that night he was arrested again for trying to break his car out of the impound lot.

Really.

But wait! There’s more!

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Boudreau Out as Caps Coach, Hunter Hired

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And that’s all she wrote for Gabby. Read more…

LT to Add Sex Trafficking Charge to Resume?

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Lawrence Taylor is, unfortunately, a very busy dude.  Read more…

Resignations Follow Penn State Abuse Allegations

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It’s been a few days now since the news broke of the — quite frankly, nearly incomprehensible and pathetically disgusting — allegations of sexual assault of several children by former Penn State football defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. Read more…