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The Kansas City Chiefs Tire Of Todd Haley’s Face, Fire Him

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So, by now, most of you internet sports readers out there know that Mr. Todd Haley was canned by my beloved Chiefs yesterday. Considering this happened more than 24 hours ago, this is so NOT breaking news by any means. So, why did I wait twenty four whole hours to write a post about this?

Simple.

I was drunk.

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List of NFL Players Who Aren’t Making Enough Money

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According to Darren Rovell of CNBC.com, a league-wide evaluation has uncovered a list of players who, according to Darren, are “not making enough money.” And it’s an okay list, I suppose, listing names like Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski,  Matt Forte and others. Read more…

Cocaine’s A Hell Of A Drug

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Ivan Calderon, the 105lb former boxing bad-ass apparently likes blow. I said, likes blow, not likes to blow. Get your mind out of the gutter. Read more…

50,000 Detroit Lions Fans Can’t Stop Nickelback

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In what might be the greatest pop culture story since Woody Harrelson punched a photographer at an airport because he thought the guy was a zombie, over 52,000 people signed a change.org petition to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show during the Detroit Lion’s game on Thanksgiving Day.

This is how you remind them of who they really are.

Seriously, listen to this wording from the petition.

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Nats Catcher Wilson Ramos Still Missing in Venezuela

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Venezuelan authorities say today that Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos is still alive after four gunmen kidnapped him from his home in Venezuela Wednesday.  Read more…

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