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Lovin’ the Lochte

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It’s November and it’s like 15 degrees outside. And – news flash – the Steelers suck so football is kind of dead to me. Obviously, what I need is the next best thing…swimming news! What – you didn’t see that coming? Well, there are some people out there who just can’t get enough Ryan Lochte. They are going to be a little disappointed about what’s going on in his world. Read more…

What Coaches Did on Their Summer Vacations

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As the summer days begin to shorten and our countdown to the start of college football season grows with anticipation, college football coaches begin to wind down their respective summers.

In the days leading up to conference media days, there are vacations and retreats and public appearances.

In most cases, they’re routine events, much like the dreaded “what I did on my summer vacation” homework assignment, where you realize that there’s no way you can convince any of your classmates that going to the zoo was cool.

Especially when you know at least one of your friends went on an exotic vacation – somewhere like Orlando or the beach or Europe.

For the 125 college head football coaches in the FBS, those exotic vacation friends are Frank Beamer, James Franklin and Frank Solich.

Read their stories and weep, coaches. Maybe next summer, if you’re lucky, they’ll send you a postcard.

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Royals Eating Baby Food: Now I’ve Seen Everything

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If you were sitting around thinking “Self, I haven’t seen anything weird today.” look no further. For example, the Royals eating baby food in slow motion.

No, not these Royals.

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Twitter Made Me Rush The Field

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In what is easily the worst excuse I have heard today, an 18 year old Yankees fan named Dylan McCue-Masone a.k.a. @MansoneDylan blamed Twitter for his shenanigans when he rushed the field during the All Star game a few days ago.

I want you to understand that I am saying this a person who has also heard these two pathetic excuses today. 1) I didn’t clean my room because Ian distracted me;  and 2) I couldn’t feed the cat because I heard a buzzing sound in my room. I know a poor excuse for an excuse when I hear one, but this isn’t about my children. This is about Dylan.

Dylan told twitter that if he got 1000 retweets (RT in twitterspeak) he would run across the field.

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Chad Johnson is Going Back to Jail For the Dumbest Thing Ever

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No longer being a Bengal isn’t stopping Chad Johnson from getting arrested and going back to jail.

This time he was arrested in court.

For slapping his lawyers ass.

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