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Who Dun It??? The Tom Brady Knee Injury Saga


I don’t know if you use the internet. I do. A lot. Mostly Twitter. Which is where I heard the devastating news earlier today about Tom Brady’s knee injury. Thankfully, Twitter was there for me in my time of need. During this hours-long saga, where actual news reports were few and far between, Twitter kept me entertained, and informed. I’ve rounded up some possible explanations for what exactly went down on the field today, and who is behind this whole terrible ordeal, and posted them here, for you. You can thank me later with a cold brew or two. Or you could watch the video footage and make a determination for yourself.

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Jay Cutler is Getting Hitched

Jay Cutler Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are engaged to be married.


But this time it looks like it is going to stick. According to TMZ the happy couple will be tying the knot this weekend near Vanderbilt in Tennessee where Cutler played college ball.

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Ray’s Last Dance


I remember the first time I saw the Ray Lewis dance live. It was the first time I went to M&T Bank Stadium and Ray Lewis wasn’t even playing. He was injured. Did that stop him from doing his little dance and making the crowd go wild? Hell no.

That was the day that Ray Lewis and the Baltimore Ravens won me over.

I can’t explain it exactly, but Ray is a superstar. It reminded me a little bit of seeing Ronnie James Dio on stage. You know, except Ray is easily twice as big, Tony Iommi wasn’t there, and Dio was never convicted for obstruction of justice.

At least not that I know of.

But I digress.

Ray Lewis is retiring this year, and I, for one, will miss the crap out of him.

Have I showed you this carrot cake that looks just like him?

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The Cooley Factor


I was at a Redskins game the day Washington dropped Chris Cooley from its roster. The fans were incensed. I was confused. When was the last time Chris Cooley played in a game? Hadn’t he been injured for two years? But the Cooley jerseys were out in full force, and this was a preseason game. Redskins fans were genuinely upset. All I could think of was this: Read more…

Danica Patrick is too Sexy For Words

Danica Patric on car in bikini

I should be more irritated, I suppose, that Danica Patrick told reporters at NASCAR media day that she was so over being called sexy. Blahblahblah, hypocrite, blah. Because, this:  Read more…