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Spohr > Corso – Part 2

By | December 7, 2011 | College Football | 1 Comment
Don't mess with Annie Spohr

This is part two of the Spohr > Corso Trilogy by our friend Heather Spohr.

If you missed Part 1 you can read it here and believe me, you want to read it. Stay tuned for Part Three. 

Sarah

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As you may remember, one of the hosts of ESPN’s College GameDay became my sworn enemy five years ago (if not, you can read about ithere). It’s been two long years since GameDay has been to a USC game. Two long years for me to sit and hate Corso and plot my revenge. And then, this past Saturday, College GameDay came back to USC.

It was the moment I’d been waiting for.

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Brett Favre Considers Lots of Things That Will Never Happen

By | December 5, 2011 | Brett Favre Watch | 1 Comment
Brett-Favre-Phone

Twitter is all atwitter about how an ESPN source is reporting that Brett Favre would listen if the Bears called.

Not that the Bears have contacted him. I’m sure Ryan Leaf,  Joey Harrington and my friend Billy would listen too if we’re just making a list of people that would be interested in playing quarterback for Chicago that should probably not be holding their breath by the telephone.

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Spohr > Corso – Part 1

By | December 5, 2011 | Funny | 1 Comment
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You may know our friend Heather Spohr. You may be familiar with Lee Corso. But did you know that Heather and Lee are nemeses? Did you even know nemeses was the plural of nemesis? Well, both of those things are true and Heather was awesome enough to agree to let us repost her series about being Lee Corso’s enemy. I adore everything about this series and I think you will too unless perhaps you are Lee Corso’s mom or a sociopath.

I’d like to personally thank Heather for letting us run this series and also for adding “Having a sign on College GameDay” to my life list. Of course, I went to Central Florida and it might be a while before GameDay shows up in Orlando, but that won’t stop me. Probably.

Anyway, this is part one of three. Enjoy.
Sarah

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Everyone needs an enemy, right? Some people are enemies with a neighbor, others with a boss or former classmate. My enemy? Lee Corso.

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50,000 Detroit Lions Fans Can’t Stop Nickelback

By | November 12, 2011 | Bad calls, Crazy People, Football, Funny, NFL | 1 Comment
nickelback

In what might be the greatest pop culture story since Woody Harrelson punched a photographer at an airport because he thought the guy was a zombie, over 52,000 people signed a change.org petition to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show during the Detroit Lion’s game on Thanksgiving Day.

This is how you remind them of who they really are.

Seriously, listen to this wording from the petition.

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Heat Owner Fined $500,000 for a Tweet

By | November 1, 2011 | Athletes on Twitter, Bad calls | Comments Off
Arison Riley

The NBA fined Micky Arison, owner of the Miami Heat, $500,000 this week for for a few tweets he posted.

What could possibly cost half a million dollars in fines, you ask?

This.

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