Troy Polamalu’s Hair is Worth $1 Million

Don’t drop Troy Polamalu’s hair. It is worth a million dollars.
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No, really. Head & Shoulders has insured Polamalu’s curly locks for a cool million.

This is almost as stupid as J-Lo insuring her butt.

How does one collect on this? If Troy gets a bad haircut can he collect? Is it only in case of fire? Is Delilah a pressing threat?

I’m thinking that Head & Shoulders just bought itself  $1 million worth of advertising on AM radio talk shows, Sportscenter and blogs like Draft Day Suit.

Very sneaky.

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Holy crap! Troy and I are on the same wavelength. He also referenced Jennifer Lopez’s ass.

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Sarah was also asking with her eyes.

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Well, the Nationals Were Exciting For Like 10 Minutes

…and that is about 10 minutes longer than they were exciting last year.

The Washington Nationals are so screwed. Young pitching phenom, Stephen Strasburg is out for the year. washington-nationals-lose

At least.

The Nationals announced today that Strasburg “has a significant tear in his ulnar collateral ligament and will likely require Tommy John surgery“.

As a local all I can say is fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Redskins? I’m not holding my breath.

Wizards? lol

Come on hockey season! Let’s Go Caps!

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The Agony and the Ecstasy: Preseason Football

Every year I get so excited that I think I am going to explode.

FOOTBALL! PRESEASON FOOTBALL!

I buy beer. I make chicken wings. (Fine. I ask Gabe to make wings for me.)

This year I made both children wear Bucs jerseys.

We all sat at the living room table to watch FOOTBALL. It was so exciting.

Ten minutes later we were all bored out of our minds. Preseason football is boring. I don’t know these players. The commentators suck. There are always problems with the satellite feeds.

I know this. My husband tells me this before we watch the game. It is true every single year. Every year, every week of preseason it is the same. The games are torture. There are thousands of yards of penalties. The commercials are all for used car dealerships or local bars – not local bars here, but local bars in Kansas City or Jacksonville.

I think – this year I am going to watch all of the preseason games and I will kick ass at fantasy football!

But I can’t. I couldn’t even sit through the first half of the Bucs/Dolphins game.boring 49er game

On one hand, hooray! Football!

On the other hand, it is sort of like watching a little league flag football game except these guys don’t look as cute in helmets, it isn’t funny when they knock each other down and people really get hurt.

Oh, and it is so depressing when the guys get injured in preseason.

Don’t get me wrong – I’ll be watching the games this week. I just know that I will hate them.

Obsession isn’t supposed to make sense.

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What You Should Do on Saturday at BlogHer

After five BlogHer conferences I am proud to announce that BlogHer 10 will be including a panel on women’s sports and as a believer that women like sports just as much as men I hope if you are in New York this weekend you will come out and support us and participate in our panel.

The following post was originally posted on and written for BlogHer.com

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For the first time ever, this year there will be a panel about sports at BlogHer.

I know. It is hard to believe that after six years this is the first time sports will be discussed during a BlogHer conference. Megan Hueter from Women Talk Sports and I have worked really hard to make this a reality and we were thrilled to have our panel on Women and Sports chosen as a Room of Your Own session in the “passions” category.

Megan and I met last year when we had the privilege of helping cover the 2009 WNBA Draft.

Sarah and Megan 2009 Draft Room

We realized there that even though her focus is on women’s sports and mine is on sports in general, we share a lot of the same goals as women who are blogging about sports.

There are so many women out there who love sports. We are playing sports. We are blogging about sports. We are talking about sports. We are coaching. We are playing fantasy sports.

So why is the sports media still male dominated?

Listen, I know we are up against some really interesting panels. We’re up against my friend Pundit Mom talking about radical blogging moms. We’re up against The Bloggess and Julie Marsh talking about storytelling, an amazing photography panel, a problogging panel, a session on becoming a better writer, and a panel about social networking. These sessions will all be amazing, but I still think you should come to ours.

Why? Because major women’s websites, magazines and television stations ignore sports because they still think girls don’t care about sports. Because the NBA easily gets ten times the media coverage that the WNBA gets. Because the winner of the men’s U.S. Open in golf earns $7,500,000 and the winner of the women’s U.S. Open in golf earns $3,250,000.

We want to have a discussion about women’s sports bloggers and women in social media and women covering men’s sports too.

I haven’t even mentioned the coolest part. Kelly Mazzante will be joining us on the panel! Phoenix Mercury guard and two time world champion Kelly Mazzante will be talking to us about what it is like to be a professional athlete in this era of social media and how things are different in the U.S. and abroad.

We want to talk about body image, Title IX, our daughters and equality, and we want you to be there.

Now I’m going to take my daughter to her very first swim meet, but I hope to see you there. Let’s show everyone that women do like sports.

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Where in the World is Lorenzen Wright?

Lorenzen Wright is missing.

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Former Cavalier/Grizzly/King/Hawk/Clipper Lorenzen Wright.

I have this strong urge to photoshop a picture of him into one of those “Where’s Waldo” cartoons, and I probably would, but this isn’t funny at all. Nobody knows where Lorenzen is. The last time anybody saw him or heard from him is when he visited his ex-wife and kids on July 18th.

When the ex-wife and the mother of a 34-year-old 6′ 11″ NBA Center are worried enough to file a missing persons report that the police say they are taking “very, very seriously” there is reason to be uneasy.

I hope they find Lorenzen alive, well and refreshed after some quiet time.

Lorenzen Wright

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[photo: espn.com]

Sarah wonders how you lose a guy who is almost seven feet tall.

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