All posts by Mayopie

Professional Golfer Arrested In Childhood Sex Sting

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I only have one thing to say: Fucking Bravo. There are many things that make me angry in this world, but grown men having sex with children makes me horribly ill and when I hear about it, I just want to break everything, starting with the offenders.

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Tim Tebow’s Fire: We Have A Song

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I shit you not. You might recall a song called “St. Elmo’s Fire” and you might even recall who performed it. You could have beaten with me giant slim jims for years and I would have never remembered it. I just saw it and I don’t remember it.

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Stevie Johnson Fined $10,000 For Touchdown Celebration

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Few things are as disgusting as mocking a man who shot himself in the leg while… hahahahahaha! He shot himself in the leg! I’m sorry, that shit is funny. Read more…

Former UFC Fighter Houston Alexander Arrested For Alleged Child Abuse

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After catching his son engaging in some cybersex on Facebook then lying about it, Houston Alexander allegedly forced his son into a boxing match as punishment. If you’ve ever seen Houston Alexander, it seems a more fitting punishment for murder, or double-murder. Read more…

List of NFL Players Who Aren’t Making Enough Money

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According to Darren Rovell of CNBC.com, a league-wide evaluation has uncovered a list of players who, according to Darren, are “not making enough money.” And it’s an okay list, I suppose, listing names like Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski,  Matt Forte and others. Read more…

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