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Is it wrong?

And does it make me a bad person that I kinda want Brett Favre to fall flat on his face this season?

Message to Mr. Steinbrenner: STFU

The Yankees‘ loss of their ace, Chien-Ming Wang, for up to 10 weeks prompted the team co-chairman Hank Steinbrenner to chastise the National League for playing without a designated hitter. “My only message is simple,” Steinbrenner said in Tampa, Fla. “The National League needs to join the 21st century. They need to grow up and join the 21st century.” Steinbrenner said he was angry and added: “I’ve got my pitchers running the bases, and one of them gets hurt. He’s going to be out. I don’t like that, and it’s about time they address it. That was a rule from the 1800s.” Making a rare appearance on the bases at an N.L. park in Houston on Sunday, Wang pulled up rounding third and hobbled home on a Derek Jeter single.

Yes, by all means let’s change the rules because one egomaniacal executive is having a hissy-fit because his pitcher was hurt doing what baseball players are supposed to be doing. Dumbass.

We have a pulse

Sportsmanship is alive and well at Division II colleges Western Oregon and Central Washington.

I’ll let Jeff Gordon (not that one) at the St. Louis Post Dispatch take it from here

Western Oregon senior Sara Tucholsky – a pint-sized, light-hitting outfielder — jacked a three-run homer against Central Washington. In her exuberance over the once-in-a-blue-moon blast, she blew out a knee near first base.

As she lay in a heap, her teammates and coaches faced an unhappy reality: She would have to crawl back to first base, downgrade her hit to a two-run single and leave the game for a pinch-runner.

Her teammates and/or coaches could not help her around the bases. They could not even touch her in the base paths without ending the play.

Then Central Washington star Mallory Holtman spoke up. What if she and a teammate carried Tucholsky around the bases? Wouldn’t she get her home run?

Yes, that was the rule. An opponent can touch the runner without killing the play. So Holtman and Liz Wallace picked her up and gingerly got her around the bases to a standing ovation.

“Honestly, it’s one of those things that I hope anyone would do it for me,” Holtman told ESPN.com. “She hit the ball over her fence. She’s a senior; it’s her last year . . . I don’t know, it’s just one of those things I guess that maybe because compared to everyone on the field at the time, I had been playing longer and knew we could touch her, it was my idea first. But I think anyone who knew that we could touch her would have offered to do it, just because it’s the right thing to do. She was obviously in agony.”

Wow… I would write more, but I have some dust from the big, manly things I’m working on using power tools and my hands, in my eye…

Five years to late

Dumb. Ass.

“You know what the funny thing is? I wouldn’t have caught it, anyway.”

That’s Moises Alou talking about the ball from the 2003 NLCS that Cub fan ‘I refuse to name him because he didn’t do anything’ grabbed a ball that was allegedly in play.

After the fan grabbed the ball, Alou hopped up and down and whined like a little kid not getting a toy at Target…

Now… FIVE years after the media made a mockery of this poor fan’s life, Alou says what anyone watching the game and who WAS NOT a Cubs fan saw; he wouldn’t have caught the ball anyway.

Stay classy Moises… you fucking schmuck.

That’s gonna leave a mark…

It’s as if thousands of men weeped in pain, and then were silenced…

From the Chicago Cubs official site:

Outfielder Felix Pie missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle.

I’m sorry, I stopped reading after my legs slammed together…

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