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Arizona Catcher Chris Snyder “Fractures” Left Testicle

Snyder was hit by a foul ball off the bat of Milwaukee outfielder Corey Hart in the fourth inning. Snyder was diagnosed with a left testicular fracture and will have surgery on Wednesday.

According to eMedicine.com, a testicular rupture or fractured of the testis refers to a rip or tear in the tunica albuginea resulting in extrusion of the testicular contents.

As of Tuesday Snyder was placed on the 15-day disabled list.

15-days? That’s it? If that doesn’t scream “retirement” I don’t know what does.

I have a question for everybody: If you had the magical power of transformation, and you could be just ONE PLAYER in the history of all sports, who would it be?

I was just thinking about the individual who I’d want to be (and no, you guys, it’s NOT Maria Scharapova, despite the obvious advantages) and was wondering what y’all thought.

I shall reveal mine soon…but let’s hear ‘em!

Are all these guys passing the dutchie and snorting coke of the crotches of hookers?

Last year the chants of USA! USA! were squashed when Lance Armstrong-lite won the tour, then got busted for having too much man-juice in his veins.

Then a few days ago Enrico Palazzo got kicked off.

And today the tour leader–what’s his name?—Manfrenjensen?–for violating “internal rules” because he wouldn’t tell people where he was when he missed some drug tests…in MAY.

This thing is starting to make Barry Bonds look like a fucking Cub Scout.

Look, I’m no expert on cycling (get behind me on an incline over 5 degrees and you’ll see why) but it seems to me that maybe these guys are going a little overboard on this doping thing. And I’m not talking about the riders…I’m talking about Nurse Ratchet and rest of the Nazis running the tests. I mean COME ON!! You shouldn’t expel them because they had an extra Gatorade the night before.