
LeBron James was offered a super sweet deal to move to the New York Knicks.
It’s not what you are thinking, because really, he doesn’t need any more money and a “premier” strip club in New York, Scores, knows this.
I just love the fact that it’s a “premier” strip club. Like there is such a thing. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been in a few, some good, some bad and even some really nice clubs, but I would never call them premier.
Anyhoo, this club, Scores, is offering him something a little different: A lifetime of free lap dances and all the stripper action he can possibly handle. The girls will even wear his jersey on “LeBron James Day,” that is before they take it off of course. And? Free food for life at the club’s steak house.
What a deal!
Stripping coke-whores (no offense ladies) and steak, Mm-mm, that’s two great tastes that taste great together.
Just a couple of things about this.
1. Is he known as a “strip club” kind of guy? LeBron married his high school sweetheart Savannah and has two sons LeBron James Jr. and Bryce Maximus. I just don’t see him having that kind of image. Then again, maybe he and his wife are a little frisky and are down with him getting all the stripper action he can handle. Or perhaps his wife is like the rest of us who think there can be too much of a good thing.
And 2?
I bet Tiger Woods is soooo jealous.
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