I don’t know if you use the internet. I do. A lot. Mostly Twitter. Which is where I heard the devastating news earlier today about Tom Brady’s knee injury. Thankfully, Twitter was there for me in my time of need. During this hours-long saga, where actual news reports were few and far between, Twitter kept me entertained, and informed. I’ve rounded up some possible explanations for what exactly went down on the field today, and who is behind this whole terrible ordeal, and posted them here, for you. You can thank me later with a cold brew or two. Or you could watch the video footage and make a determination for yourself.
Let’s start from the beginning, today just before 3:30 EST:
Little bit of a scare here at Patrios practice as Tom Brady stayed down after incomplete pass in 11-on-11 drills. Was holding left knee …
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) August 14, 2013
While this was the reaction of some:
It certainly was not mine. Mine looked more like this:
Then the rumor’s started circulating – who was behind this “attack”???
God punished Tom Brady’s knee for its sins. And lo, a Tebow shall lead them. — Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) August 14, 2013
Tom Brady leaves practice with knee injury on Tebow’s birthday. Fearing he might be next, Ryan Mallett marks locker with lamb’s blood.
— The Fake ESPN (@TheFakeESPN) August 14, 2013
This is why you don’t play football in Uggs….
— Bub (@BubOhioBeer) August 14, 2013
The news of his knee injury even halted betting in Las Vegas:
Of course, then Twitter had to do what it does “best,” and the Tom Brady’s Knee parody account was born:
Thankfully my afternoon was saved by this tweet:
THIS JUST IN: MRI on Tom Brady’s knee comes up negative. He is considered day to day, a source with knowledge of injury tells @AdamSchefter.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) August 14, 2013
And then this young woman nails this entire Patriots preseason in one tweet:
Tim Tebow brought bad luck to the patriots first Aaron Hernandez kills someone now Tom Brady injured his knee. Tim Tebow is the devil!!!!
— Sheliboo❤ (@TasteMyHeart) August 15, 2013
I hope the Dark Lord has a plan, because right now praying to the Hoodie on a nightly basis doesn’t seem to be helping. Maybe I should up it to twice daily?
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