I am black and gold through and through but you can color me a tad bit green green with envy at some of the cool stuff they are incorporating into the new San Francisco 49ers stadium in Santa Clara, California. True to their Silicon Valley roots, the Niners appear to be building the most technologically advanced stadium to date. According to reports, not only will the stadium boast site-wide WiFi capability but it will also include Internet Protocol Television and fans will be able to watch replays of every play on their mobile devices with angles of their choosing.
But, who cares about replays and WiFi? The real star of this technological behemoth is…wait for it…drumroll, please…the app you can check to find the shortest beer line. Ta-da! Cue the fireworks and confetti. Silicon Valley can officially stop working now as we have reached the pinnacle of tehcnological advances – the ability to check your mobile phone to find the shortest beer line in the stadium.
But, wait, there’s more! And I think the ladies will find this one particularly appealing – you can also use that app to check the lines for the restrooms. Oh. My. God. Can’t they make that a universal thing that works everywhere? Oh, and also to check the food lines. You know, in case you feel inclined to waste your beer money fund on something as frivolous as food.
So, how much would you expect to pay for something this wonderful? $75 per ticket? $100 per ticket? Who knows! It’s definitely more than fans pay to go to the old Candlestick Park. Seeing as how 70% of season ticket holders have already signed on for the 2014 season, though, I’d say 49ers fans are ready for a stadium experience fit for the 21st century.
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