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Chad Johnson is Going Back to Jail For the Dumbest Thing Ever

No longer being a Bengal isn’t stopping Chad Johnson from getting arrested and going back to jail.

This time he was arrested in court.

For slapping his lawyers ass.

Seriously.

I wish I were kidding.

Chad Johnson makes me tired, and I think the Broward County judge presiding over his probation violation hearing felt the same way.

Here is what went down:

During the hearing, the judge and Chad’s lawyer were about to finalize the terms of Chad’s punishment — terms that were pretty favorable to Chad.

But the whole thing fell apart at the last minute, when the judge asked Chad if he was satisfied with his attorney — and the ex-NFL star reached back and playfully slapped his lawyer’s ass.

The judge — who lost her patience — suddenly announced that Chad’s deal was OFF … and kicked him out of the courtroom.

Now the artist formerly known as Chad Ochocinco is going to serve 30 more days in jail, he got 25 extra community service house and his probation was extended until late December.

Judge Kathleen McHugh was not amused at all and felt that Johnson does not take court proceedings seriously. She showed him.

Your shenanigans will get you nowhere Chad. NOWHERE.

Well, unless you count jail.

 

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2 Replies to Chad Johnson is Going Back to Jail For the Dumbest Thing Ever

  1. I was outraged by this story until I read that his attorney was a dude.

  2. norm says:

    Kind of a dick move, judge

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