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I Miss Hockey, Too

Nike didn’t pay me to say this, or even ask me to say this. Kim sent me this link and I just love it.

And hockey. I love hockey.

Although I am not sure I’d play with frozen hamburger patties.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding. OF COURSE I would play hockey with frozen hamburger patties.

If I didn’t hate ice skating so much.

I would like to watch people playing hockey with frozen hamburger patties. Particularly large men who are missing several teeth and who have last names that end with the letter v.

And thus concludes the post that has the most usages of the phrase “frozen hamburger patties”.

I think lack of hockey has finally driven me bat shit crazy.

The end.

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Goon Squad Sarah lives in the Washington D.C. suburbs and spends a lot of time obsessing about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Washington Capitals, fantasy football, and explaining to her seven year old twins why we don't root for the Redskins in our house. Sarah is also a sucker for the Orlando Magic and she is still trying to choose between the Tampa Bay Rays and the Washington Nationals. If you can't get enough of Sarah here you can also find her writing at Sarah and the Goon Squad, That's right. You heard me. BlogHer or a myriad of other sites depending on the day. She also sits on the advisory board of Women Talk Sports.

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2 Replies to I Miss Hockey, Too

  1. Lori says:

    Dude!!! Get access to the World Juniors tournament ASAP!!! It’s in Russia this year so the games are in the middle of the night but that’s why pvrs were invented (I assume). The semi finals are tomorrow. Canada (yay) plays the US tomorrow morning at 2 mountain time (so 4 eastern I guess) and Russia vs Sweden at 6 mountain (8 eastern). It’s junior hockey but really good. A couple of NHL young players and a ton of drafted or draft eligible junior players (think AHL or WHL etc). It’s Canada’s favourite time of year & this year it’s the only thing stopping riots (I assume).

  2. clumberkim says:

    There is also college hockey. Frozen Four will be in Pittsburgh this year.

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