Nike didn’t pay me to say this, or even ask me to say this. Kim sent me this link and I just love it.
And hockey. I love hockey.
Although I am not sure I’d play with frozen hamburger patties.
Oh, who the hell am I kidding. OF COURSE I would play hockey with frozen hamburger patties.
If I didn’t hate ice skating so much.
I would like to watch people playing hockey with frozen hamburger patties. Particularly large men who are missing several teeth and who have last names that end with the letter v.
And thus concludes the post that has the most usages of the phrase “frozen hamburger patties”.
I think lack of hockey has finally driven me bat shit crazy.