Nike didn’t pay me to say this, or even ask me to say this. Kim sent me this link and I just love it.
And hockey. I love hockey.
Although I am not sure I’d play with frozen hamburger patties.
Oh, who the hell am I kidding. OF COURSE I would play hockey with frozen hamburger patties.
If I didn’t hate ice skating so much.
I would like to watch people playing hockey with frozen hamburger patties. Particularly large men who are missing several teeth and who have last names that end with the letter v.
And thus concludes the post that has the most usages of the phrase “frozen hamburger patties”.
I think lack of hockey has finally driven me bat shit crazy.
The end.













Dude!!! Get access to the World Juniors tournament ASAP!!! It’s in Russia this year so the games are in the middle of the night but that’s why pvrs were invented (I assume). The semi finals are tomorrow. Canada (yay) plays the US tomorrow morning at 2 mountain time (so 4 eastern I guess) and Russia vs Sweden at 6 mountain (8 eastern). It’s junior hockey but really good. A couple of NHL young players and a ton of drafted or draft eligible junior players (think AHL or WHL etc). It’s Canada’s favourite time of year & this year it’s the only thing stopping riots (I assume).
There is also college hockey. Frozen Four will be in Pittsburgh this year.