Go Ducks Just Doesn’t Sound Very Cool

When N.W.A. wore Raiders gear it seemed pretty awesome.

This is pretty cool too.

I like it when musicians support their teams – not including that freakshow Vikings nonsense that Prince did last year.

That was unforgivable and the Minnesota franchise was punished thusly for it this season.

You know what else is wiener? The Miami Dolphins song.

Dammit! Now I’ll have that in my head all day and it wasn’t even what I wanted to talk about.

No. I want to discuss musicians supporting their college teams in song.

This Alabama one isn’t bad.

Of course “Roll Tide” sounds way cooler than “Go Ducks”.

First C3 raps, then he sings, then, well, it is all down hill after the rapping.

No sir, I don’t like it. This is football, not prom. Stop singing.

I’m all for supporting your college team, but I think in order to do it right we should all take a lesson from Ice Cube and make it cool and mean. If it sounds like you want to hold my purse it probably won’t inspire anyone to run 95 yards through a group of very strong young men who want to knock them down.

Now, what rhymes with Golden Knights?