Archive for November, 2010

Pat Burns’ Widow Robbed During Funeral

You know he used to be a cop, right? He'll kick your ass, alive or dead.

Pat Burns

There have been stupid criminals in the past — people who do things that mean they’ll instantly get caught, or that their stolen items are essentially worthless because of their notoriety. You steal the Mona Lisa? Good luck finding a buyer.

But to break in to the car of the widow of a Canadian Hockey icon during said icon’s funeral? Has to be the stupidest move of all.

It’s certainly beyond low, compounding a family’s pain by stealing treasured momentos from the life of their loved one, himself barely in his grave, especially since those items were reportedly going to be auctioned off for Burns’ foundation to help amateur sports. And it’s also beyond slimily opportunistic. There’s honour among thieves, or at least there’s supposed to be. This shit ranks right up there with stealing Christmas gifts out from under the tree while the family’s at midnight mass.

But stupid, I have to say, trumps both low and opportunistic here, mainly because the items stolen include signed hockey jerseys. Every hockey collector who knows their stuff will instantly know if they’re getting dealt goods stolen from Line Burns’ car. And then if they are true hockey fans, they won’t bother calling the cops until after. No, they will simply politely nod, smile, and then knock out the seller’s two front teeth. And maybe the laterals for good measure. Because you just don’t pull that shit on a grieving widow. You just don’t. And especially not the widow of Pat Burns.

I saw tweets that referred to this thief as “the Most Hated Person In Canada Right Now”.  And yep, I’ll also add stupidest.

There’s a whole lot of bad karma heading your way, thief. Best for you to quietly return the stolen goods, pronto, then spend the next six months volunteering at a homeless shelter if you don’t want that karmic debt to bite you in the ass.

College Football Recap Week 13 – Thankful for Rivalries Edition

It’s rivalry week in college football. Next to bowl season, this is my favorite weekend of the season. You never know what is going to happen. All records are off the table.

Here were some highlights from this long weekend’s games, although not all technically rivalry games:

Auburn 28, Alabama 27

Wow. This edition of the Iron Bowl was a close game. And I have to tell you, I love an upset. I especially love an upset of a number two ranked team. Especially when said team has had quite a few close games this season and apparently needs a lot of help on defense. But, I was rooting for Auburn and I’m glad they pulled this out in the last quarter because I really didn’t want Boise State to end up in the National Championship Game.

Nevada 34, Boise State 31

And then this happened. And this is an upset I can get behind. I have had a grudge against Boise State since Dirk Koetter left BSU for Arizona State, touting his proficiency for high-powered offenses and the ability to win a lot of games. And then he came to ASU and pretty much took our football program from one of the top in the Pac-10, to one of the worst in the country. So I like to see them lose, because I’m sorry, they can’t hang with the teams from the power conference.

Also? Your blue field is 100 kinds of ridiculous.

Oregon 48, Arizona 29

If you’ve read any of my recaps, you know I went to Arizona State, root for the Pac-10 and hate the University of Arizona more than any other team in all of sports. So this big win for Oregon made me happy, especially because it keeps my dream of an Oregon/Auburn national title game alive.

South Carolina 29, Clemson 7

South Carolina has had quite an up and down season. They beat some great teams, then lost to some not so great teams. A lot of people, Cocks fans included, would not have been surprised if the Gamecocks lost to Clemson this week and went on to beat Auburn next week in the SEC Championship Game. It’s been that kind of season for South Carolina. But it’s also a year of highs for the Gamecocks – first time going to SEC Championship Game and this was the first time they’ve beaten their rival Clemson two games in a row since 1968-70.

Oklahoma 47, Oklahoma State 41

It was bedlam in this Bedlam Game. (I had no idea that’s what this series was called.) This win by Oklahoma forced a three-way tie atop the Big 12 South. The BCS poll determines the winner of the division. Oklahoma QB Landry Jones threw for a school-record 468 yards in the win. The Sooners went up 47-38 with a little over two minutes left in the game. Oklahoma State responded with a field goal and a failed onside kick, which gave Bob Stoops and the Sooners the W.

Wisconsin 70, Northwestern 23

Wisconsin continues to impress me. Had they just beaten Michigan State this season, they would have won the Big Ten outright. Instead, there is a three-way tie for first place in the Big Ten, between Wisconsin, Michigan State and Ohio State (both the Spartans and the Buckeyes winning this weekend as well.) It’s also the third time this season, THIRD TIME kids, that the Badgers have scored 70 points or more in a game. Hopefully they get a berth in the Rose Bowl, the Granddaddy of them all, after their impressive season.

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Speaking of bowls, Kristabella is going to go refill her cereal bowl with Cookie Crisp.

Sports News You’re (Probably) Missing –Thanksgiving Edition

Did your family force you to spend too much time with them this holiday week? Did you drink too much? Tryptophan coma? Whatever reason you’ve been missing the sports news this week, I’ve got your back.

Serena Williams is sitting out of the Australian Open. She just had surgery on her foot and wants to make sure she heals properly. Sounds reasonable enough to me.

Mark Recchi becomes 13th person to score 1500 goals. Well, not all at once –  he has been in the NHL for four decades. The Bruins right wing  may have been playing professional hockey since 1988, but that is how long it takes to score 1500 career points.

NBA Ticket Prices Continue to Fall. Honestly, thank the Gods. The average NBA ticket price is down to $48 per game, and at that price I can actually afford to go to a pro basketball game – assuming I don’t buy more than one $8 beer.

Vince Young apologizes to his coach – by text message. Vince Young again shows his lack of class, texting an apology to Titans coach Jeff Fisher for an argument about his supposed benching earlier this week.

Fisher wasn’t impressed.

“I’m not a real big text guy,” he said Wednesday. “I’m not really into this new age stuff. I don’t twit or tweet. But I think face-to-face is a man thing, OK?”

In related news I continue to lose my faith in humanity.

The Black Eyed Peas Will Perform During Super Bowl Half Time Show. Luckily, nobody watches the half-time show during the super bowl so I will not have to endure this special brand of torture.

Joe Paterno has another year in him. JoPa says he’ll be back for 2011. The entire state of Pennsylvania cringes.

And the Heat is overrated.

Thank You! Good Night!

[photos: popularpersons.org, Art Little]

The Draft Day Suit Team is Grateful — for Sports

Underneath all of the snark and incisive, hard-hitting sports commentary, we here at Draft Day Suit are a grateful bunch. Sometimes.

So on this Thanksgiving holiday, a few of our writers shared the sports-related things they are most thankful for this year.

Sarah’s gratitude is almost always exclusively reserved for good things happening to and involving the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and her ability to watch them play or wear their team colors.

Sarah and Gidge 2005ish

I don’t know why they haven’t given her season tickets for life and a box seat yet, quite frankly. She’s kind of a big deal on the internet — it could mean good PR for you guys. Listening, Mark Dominik? It would be a very wise move.

“I am thankful that the Bucs are over .500 this year. I am also thankful that my father-in-law  got me box seats when the Bucs come play the Redskins.”

Clay, our relentless Bret Favre watchdog,  kicker analyst and, um, fashion consultant:

“Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I’m thankful the Falcons are 8-2 and for what the Williams sisters are doing to advance women’s tennis fashion. Amen.”

Shannon swore that if Sidney Crosby helped Canada win the Olympic men’s ice hockey gold medal that she’d never talk trash about him again. We all know how that went down.

“I am thankful that the act of selling my soul to win a gold medal was not in vain, ;) she Tweeted.

And don’t let her fool you. She is also grateful that I’m her friend so she can soak up the trash talk coming out of my mouth that she can only now think in her head.

Kristin writes fabulous weekly college football wrap-ups for us, and I know for a fact that she is grateful for this sport, particularly as played by Arizona State University. She’s worked for professional football teams, though, so her reason for gratitude today makes a lot of sense.

Lavelle, Julie, Joe & Me

(That’s Kristabella on the right.)

“Sitting on my couch in my PJs on Thanksgiving makes me thankful I don’t work in the NFL anymore.”

As for me? I am always grateful for Maryland’s mens and womens’ basketball — especially a young men’s team that’s reorganizing and looking pretty good for the most part. And although they break my heart on a regular basis? I’m thankful for the Washington Capitals, who, playoff chokes and zero goal ass-kickings against allegedly inferior teams notwithstanding, are an important and fun part of my city and my life. This year I got to learn how to shoot a puck from Caps veteran Peter Bondra, which was outstanding.

Peter Bondra Teaching Laurie How to Score

Sarah took this.

And thanks to Kim, I’ll be in Pittsburgh for the Winter Classic on New Year’s Day. Not too shabby.

Draft Day Suit Body Guards

Sarah, Kim and me at the Yankees-Sox game, Yankee Stadium, August, 2010.

It’s been a good sports year for me, and for all of us here — win or lose. Thanks for reading along with us, and if your team is playing today, may they win, unless of course they’re playing one of mine.

Brett Favre NFL Royalty: Huh?

I’ve heard the term “NFL Royalty” thrown around a lot over the past few days when Brett Favre is being discussed. What the fuck are you people talking about?

In his illustrious career, Brett Favre has had one magical year, one great year (a long time ago), some pretty good years, and some real bad ones. This year, he leads the league in turnovers.

Throughout Brett’s career, he has almost as many turnovers as he does touchdowns. Statistically, there’s about a 55-45 chance Brett Favre is going to throw the critical interception that loses you the game. This year, the chances are closer to 2 to 1 that you’ll see him hand the ball over.

When I think of great quarterbacks, I think of Montana, Young, Manning, Brady, Aikman, etc.  And when compared to Brett, all of them have considerably better touchdown to turnover ratios. And the fact is, as has always been the case in the NFL, nothing negates 400 passing yards and two tds like three interceptions. Turnovers are killers, and other than last year, usually what you’d see from him.

They say you can’t sit Brett because he’s “NFL Royalty”, and I can’t believe how silly that statement is. Kurt Warner was a waaaaaay better quarterback, at one time commanding The Greatest Show on Turf.  He got hurt, started turning over the ball, and before you know it, he’s replaced by Marc Bulger, passed over for Eli Manning, then teaching Matt Leinart how to do his job. Fortunately, Kurt would get his shot and lead his team to a Super Bowl. For the third time. The difference is, his start streak was a non-issue.

The last time I checked, you had to play football well to have a job. Let me put it this way: Do you think Tom Brady would be leading the league in turnovers? No. It would never, ever happen. You wouldn’t see press conference after press conference  of Tom saying, “Ummm… I don’t know what to say. It’s sad. I like winning. I do. And I think I can still help this team win. I don’t know. I like football. We’ll see what tomorrow brings, I guess. Tom sad…”

As I look around the NFL, I really can’t identify any other player that’s sucking as much as Favre is sucking and is still playing. Nothing is more common than people passing their prime and being benched, cut… and that’s especially the case for a man in his forties. When you say he’s royalty, is he the King of the NFL? Should I be bowing when I watch him? I’m just trying to get this whole thing straight.

I believe the only reason he’s playing is the same reason he’s played 30 games over his career he shouldn’t have played, and that’s his start streak. No one wants to take that away from him, especially friends and those who have admired him. And look at what has happened to that team because of it. A man lost his job because the only thing he could fix, he couldn’t touch. And neither can the new mechanic.

One of Leslie Frazier’s first announcements was that Brett Favre is the starter. Shocker. So, Brett has dodged yet another bullet and what should be falling on his shoulders has ended a man’s career. Now he has the opportunity to show that he’s not the problem, and that it actually was the coach credited for turning around their organization and leading their team to the NFC championship all along.  I knew it.

When people lose their jobs and families are uprooted because one man refuses to say, “You know, Coach? My ankle is broken, my arm hurts and I’m a liability this week, I probably shouldn’t play,” and at least give him the chance to turn it around without you, because you are the problem, then just know that his passion and livelihood came at the expense of your 300 legacy.

With that, I guess I understand the term “NFL Royalty”. It means you get whatever you want, when you want it, no matter who pays the price.  And Brett has become a shining example of it.

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