Could this REALLY be Brett Favre’s Penis?

By | October 7, 2010 | Bad calls, Football, WTF? | 7 Comments

Go watch this video on Deadspin that may or may not contain cell phone photographs of Brett Favre’s penis. Then come right back. I’ll wait.

Seriously, this man should not have a cell phone.

I do not know and I’m not sure that I care to speculate if those are actually pictures of Brett Favre’s manhood, but clearly they are photos of somebody’s penis, and those voicemail messages sure sound like Brett Favre, and that cheerleader looks like his type.

No matter what, this is not good for Brett’s squeaky clean image.

favreThis won’t end well.

What do you think? Is this legit?

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7 Replies to Could this REALLY be Brett Favre’s Penis?

  1. ClumberKim says:
    October 7, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    At least his last name isn’t “Sizemore”

  2. William says:
    October 7, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    Could be his penis. Kinda looks like it can’t commit,Does it want to play? Or doesn’t it?

  3. JENNerilizations says:
    October 7, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    If he had just retired, none of this would have come out. That’s what you get for fake-retiring, sucka!

  4. Headless Mom says:
    October 7, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Sure does sound like him. Although I honestly don’t think he’d be stupid enough to send pics of his own unit.

    I’m beginning to think all pro athletes are douchebags. Can someone please prove me wrong?

  5. Mayopie says:
    October 8, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Jesus! There was actually a dude holding his semi-erect penis in those videos. I thought it was going to be blurred out or something. That’s not something that should happen before the 2nd cup of coffee. Anyway, penis aside, these horny assholes are shocked when a girl doesn’t want to have sex with them. And you can be damn sure this isn’t the first time. He’s a self-important ass.

  6. JENNerilizations says:
    October 9, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Ack! I couldn’t watch the video before becauase I at was at work, but OH HOLY HELL! Why do boys think we want to look at their junk? I don’t think they realize their wrinkled little peens are not on bar with big fake lady fun bags.

    Is it Brett Favre? Who knows. If it is, he should probably join a bowling league with Tiger Woods and Jesse James. Clearly, these dudes need a hobby.

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