Troy Polamalu’s Hair is Worth $1 Million

By | August 31, 2010 | Athletes Who Advertise, Crazy People, Football | 5 Comments

Don’t drop Troy Polamalu’s hair. It is worth a million dollars.
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No, really. Head & Shoulders has insured Polamalu’s curly locks for a cool million.

This is almost as stupid as J-Lo insuring her butt.

How does one collect on this? If Troy gets a bad haircut can he collect? Is it only in case of fire? Is Delilah a pressing threat?

I’m thinking that Head & Shoulders just bought itself  $1 million worth of advertising on AM radio talk shows, Sportscenter and blogs like Draft Day Suit.

Very sneaky.

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Holy crap! Troy and I are on the same wavelength. He also referenced Jennifer Lopez’s ass.

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Sarah was also asking with her eyes.

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5 Replies to Troy Polamalu’s Hair is Worth $1 Million

  1. mrschaos says:
    August 31, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    Lame.

    (Them. Not you, of course.)

  2. ClumberKim says:
    August 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    Could we just leave this as a sticky post at the top forever? Mrawr.

  3. Headless Mom says:
    August 31, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Hey, someone should insure my hair. It’s one of my best features. Then, I could cut it, on accident of course, and then collect the insurance money. It grows back, right?

  4. Meaghan says:
    December 13, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    omg, Troy look so good, i’m just drooling at that pic at the top of the page

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