He's too sexy for his shirt.
More attention-grabbing than Lindsay Lohan, able to defame quarterbacks faster than Ben Roethlisberger can unzip his zipper at a college bar, and able to ruin a team in a season’s time. It’s a 49′er, it’s an Eagle, it’s a Cowboy, it’s a Bill, it’s a Bengal. It’s Terrell Owens.
That’s right, the Queen City has acquired the biggest homewrecker the NFL has ever seen. I could give you a million reasons why this move is crazy, but I only need one. This is the manchild who once said, “The only people that really matter are the people that are in my inner circle.” This means that he is an ass and a liar, because everyone knows that the only person who matters to Terrell is Terrell.
Ocho Crappo and T.O. on the same team? Truly. Two reality show wannabes not only sharing the same locker room, but the same field. Carson Palmer deserves better. T.O. will gather his pack of enablers and defame Palmer and the offense and take down the Bungals’ hopes of a division title and Super Bowl glory.
With plenty of company in the troublemaker department, including Tank Johnson (assault and unlawful possesion of a weapon), Antonio Bryant (wreckless and drunken driving), Cedric Benson (assault and DUI), at least T.O. may not have to worry about suspensions. What the hell happened to the team of my childhood? Boomer, can’t you do something about this?
All I know is that you can’t teach an old dog with diminished skills new tricks and especially to get a new attitude. Get your popcorn ready, but the drama is in town. If nothing else, it will be interesting to watch it play out. You know, kind of like a train wreck.
I’m rooting for the double arrests for assault.
C’Mon Bengals! You can do it!