Joe Montana is selling his championship rings on eBay for bail money. Bid now!
Let’s pretend for a moment that you are Joe Montana, legendary Notre Dame and NFL quarterback and three time Super Bowl MVP.
Life is good, you’re probably hanging on a beach somewhere, maybe doing some speaking engagements and enjoying your retirement.
Then your son gets arrested at a party for underage drinking in South Bend, Indiana. But really, who can fault the kid? It’s South Bend, Indiana. What the hell else should he be doing? I suppose there’s always cruising the main drag or people watching at WalMart.
Anyway, so, you’re Joe Montana. Are you more embarrassed that your son got arrested, or that the publicity it stirs up lets everyone know that your kid spent last season as a back-up quarterback at Pasadena City College?
He wouldn’t have to sell his Super Bowl rings! He must be making a FORTUNE off the endorsements for the Sketchers Shape Ups!
Good night, that’s all kinds of depressing. And I thought the Sketchers ads were a new low.
I think he is selling the rings on ebay so people will talk about that instead of the back up quarterback thing.