Capriati Recovering, I May Not

By | June 29, 2010 | Celebrity Athletes, Crazy People, Dain Bramage, Sports Psych, Talking Trash, Tennis, Unsportmanlike Conduct, Women's Sports, WTF? | 1 Comment

Jennifer Capriati is recovering from an overdose of prescription drugs. Reportedly, it was accidental.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/253228~Jennifer-Capriati-Posters.jpg

Capriati is known for her tennis career that began in 1988 with her holding the record for the youngest French Open Junior winner at 13 years, 2 months. Yet, she’s also known for her repeated brushes with the law, including arrests for shoplifting and marijuana possession beginning in 1993. She has been quoted by the New York Daily News as saying “If I don’t have [tennis] who am I? What am I?”

And in researching other articles for this story, I accidentally came across the supposed reason for her accidental overdose: her maybe-ex-boyfriend Dale DaBone (yes, you heard me right) is going back to porn.

Seriously? Who says “I’m so overwrought that DaBone is going to (da) bone several someones on film that I think I’ll take a handful of this crap.”?

Accidentally or on purpose? You decide, because I may never recover from the knowledge that there is actually a movie being made with the title “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”

Kendra was shocked at the twists of this story. Kinda. But not really.

Photo Source Source

Blog Widget by LinkWithin
fold-left fold-right
About the author
Kendra, or Headless Mom as she's known around the interwebs, has been a sports fan for as long as she can remember and comes by it honestly. Her grandmother was never far from her tv or radio with the play-by-play on, and her mother seems to prefer sports talk radio to cooking dinner. Kendra loves football the most, but certainly has an opinion about (almost) all sports out there. She loved tennis until her (fake) husband, Boris Becker, retired. Getting cable so she could watch ESPN was the only condition that she had before moving in with her current (and only real) husband, Headless Dad. He is currently a Golf Channel addict. Their three Headless children are currently being brainwashed by their mother to hail all things gridiron. She also writes about her life at The Adventures of the Headless Family.

One Reply to Capriati Recovering, I May Not

  1. Sarah says:
    June 29, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

    Dale DaBone.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Comments are now closed for this article.