Guess which Cincinnati Bengal got arrested this week?
If you guessed Cedric Benson you sunk my battleship!

Cedric Benson punched a bouncer in the face on May 30 and for some reason wasn’t actually arrested for it until today.
Whatever, the upside of playing for the Bengals is that you know one of your buddies is going to know a really good criminal defense attorney.
Cedric now adds assault with injury to his growing list of “Things I have been arrested for.”
Is it wrong of me to encourage my children to become lawyers and move to Cincinnati?
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That is a charming photograph.