The NBA Series, by Someone Who Doesn’t Care

Living in LA during the NBA finals can be awful, especially when the Lakers are playing. You see, my favorite NBA team is the Nuggets (long suffering, I know,) OR whoever is beating the Lakers.

For the last two days, leading up to tonight’s game, all we have heard about is the preparations for the riot that will happen after the game. See, Angelinos seem to riot whether we win or lose.

Don’t you want to live here, too?

So I’m rooting for the Celtics. Just because. Actually, I love the city of Boston, so it follows. Kinda. Mostly I’m just enjoying annoying my husband, oldest son, and other friends that love the Lakers. At least my youngest is his mother’s son and is rooting for the Celtics with me. Go Green!

The thing is, at this point in the series, I’m beginning to believe the conspiracy theorists about each finals series being fixed. Let’s do the math:

Court side seat to tonight’s game: (as of today on a radio report,) $65,000

Number of courtside seats: 198

Approximate take for courtside seats ONLY: 12.8 MILLION DOLLARS.

Guess on nosebleed seats: $500 each.

Guess on profit: 18 bajillion. (totally a number)

So why wouldn’t the NBA want each series to go to 7 games? I’d line my pockets, too, for that kind of bank.

If the stats this year prove true, the team that has been leading after the first quarter will win the game. (Go Celtics!) Let’s try another stat: any finals series between the Celtics and Lakers to go to 7 games have been won by the Celtics. (Go Celtics!)

But really I don’t care. I’m much more interested in the boys of summer at this point in June. NBA owners can line their pockets all they want, I’d much rather spend my day with these dudes:
boys-of-summer

Kendra is sick of the NBA. Are you surprised?

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Kendra, or Headless Mom as she's known around the interwebs, has been a sports fan for as long as she can remember and comes by it honestly. Her grandmother was never far from her tv or radio with the play-by-play on, and her mother seems to prefer sports talk radio to cooking dinner. Kendra loves football the most, but certainly has an opinion about (almost) all sports out there. She loved tennis until her (fake) husband, Boris Becker, retired. Getting cable so she could watch ESPN was the only condition that she had before moving in with her current (and only real) husband, Headless Dad. He is currently a Golf Channel addict. Their three Headless children are currently being brainwashed by their mother to hail all things gridiron. She also writes about her life at The Adventures of the Headless Family.

2 Replies to The NBA Series, by Someone Who Doesn’t Care

  1. Rachel says:

    Not watching the final Finals game because it is just not worth watching a game where the Lakers might win another championship.

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