I don’t understand NASCAR and I doubt I ever will. I get dizzy watching my daughter run track. And, she’s really slow. Also, my favorite button on our remote is “Mute”, so any sport that involves wearing ear plugs is not for me. Except for going to the gun range. I like shooting things.
But, when the boys of NASCAR start talking smack and act more catty than the women of Dynasty, count me in. I enjoy watching a good train wreck. This is why I DVR Jersey Shore.
Although it is clear to me that the drivers believe their 3400 pound cars are penile extensions, apparently it isn’t cool when you whack someone with it, as Kevin Harvick did to 20-year-old Joey Logano Sunday at Pocano. After the race, Logano whacked him back when he said, “It’s probably not his fault, you know, his wife wears the fire suit in the family and tells him what to do.”
I think young Logano is overestimating the power of a wife. I can’t even get my husband to take out the trash, let alone wreck his car into someone.








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