It’s so much fun to be a part of a collaborative blog like Draft Day Suit. Just getting the stories written can be informative and entertaining. Take our latest story for instance. Someone found a link to a story about the 420 Football League. (Really. The 420 FL. You can look it up. And, Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like.) And this is what ensued:
Sarah, Good Squad Sarah: [Whoever takes this story should be] someone who knows the current language for weed. If I do this I will just end up sounding really old.
Laurie: Points if you sound excessively elderly and work “one toke over the line” in there somewhere.
Jennifer: Yeah, I think it would be even funnier if all the wrong terms were used.
Laurie: FANTASY SMOKING OF THE GANJA! LAST PUNT WITH MARYJANE! (I’m anticipating a rough day at work. Just blowing off some steam.)
Kim: Stop this. Y’all are giving me the munchies.
Sarah, GSS: Or say “a marijuana cigarette”
Trish: “tarnish the image of the NFL … and dilutes the strength and value of the NFL trademark.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love that.. like they have a great image right now
Devra: I can hear my mom commenting about the FL 420, “The league will play on Grass?”
Devra: Got reefer? What about some Acapulco Gold? Thai Stick?
Clay: I have no idea what you people are talking about. I’ve heard nothing good about the pot.
Jennifer: “The Pot.” Isn’t that a toilet? As in “shit or get off…”
Kim: For more see:
http://www.marijuanadictionary.com/
http://www.angelfire.com/punk2/millertime696/slang.html
http://alternatesmoke.com/slang/index.html
http://eazysmoke.com/marijuana.html
http://parentingteens.about.com/cs/marijuana/l/bldicmarijuana.html
Devra: So does Gatorade quench cottonmouth? Or will the 420 use beer?
Jennifer: They’ll probably just drink the bong water. Why waste it, eh?
MomoFali: Holey schmoley, what have I gotten myself into? You’re all a bunch of lunatics. I think I’m going to like it here.
Devra: Momo, Lunatics? Us? You must be high. ; ) Jenn, Now I feel like a dumbass, of course they would drink the bong water. That makes total sense. It would also give the league environmental/PETA points for A)recycling and/or conserving water and B) being Vegan friendly.
See folks? We work really hard around here, and the editorial and creative process is sacred. Be jealous. Very jealous.
How on earth does this post have no comments? It is truly the funniest thing I have read online in all of 2010. High times, y’all.
I know right? People just don’t know what is funny.
When your mouth is getting dry? You’re plenty high.
I want to thank Headless Mom for having the great idea to make this meta magic happen.
Also I want you all to know that Kim took like 30 seconds to find those links.
I also left off “Ganj” for short, “wacky weed” and “good shit.” I don’t know if the kids say that.
Anytime! I may not be able to produce teh funny but I sure know when I see it, and can copy and paste the hell out of something when I do.
It’s an honor and a belly laugh working with you all!
When your mouth is getting dry? You’re plenty high.
I want to thank Headless Mom for having the great idea to make this meta magic happen.
Also I want you all to know that Kim took like 30 seconds to find those links.
I also left off “Ganj” for short, “wacky weed” and “good shit.” I don’t know if the kids say that.