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I totally agree. Porter is likable and it is too bad that he was (allegedly) driving drunk.
But really, Taco Bell at the wee hours? Drunk, high or pregnant.
I think you’re underestimating being slapped anywhere by Joey Porter. It would be like getting hit with a side of beef. Are we sure the officer still has both his arms? I’d check.