Look Out for that Big Ass Patriot

By | December 12, 2009 | Football, Unsportmanlike Conduct | 2 Comments

You know the mascot for the New England Patriots?

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His name is Pat. Pat Patriot.

Pat (well, Robert Sormanti, one of the guys who dresses up at Pat for games) and 14 other people (presumably, non-mascots) were “arrested for prostitution-related crimes in Rhode Island since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution.

If a mascot asks you if you are looking for a good time he might not be talking about the game, or even a snowball fight.

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Also, does this mean that until recently indoor prostitution was legal in Rhode Island? You couldn’t be a hooker outside but inside it was just fine?

[photo: Mary Schwalm]

[photo: Matthew J. Lee]

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2 Replies to Look Out for that Big Ass Patriot

  1. ParentopiaDevra says:
    December 13, 2009 at 10:14 am

    Rhode Island is such a small state maybe they were concerned with overcrowding thus the indoor prostitution sounded like a better idea. Obviously it wasn’t.

  2. NFL draft says:
    December 17, 2009 at 3:32 am

    ha ha .it was so funny ,right?Also, does this mean that until recently indoor prostitution was legal in Rhode Island? You couldn’t be a hooker outside but inside it was just fine?your question was so hard to answer you ,man…
    just have a good time.

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