Archive for November, 2009

I’m Going to Start Calling this “Tennessee Style”

I’ll either call it “Tennessee Style” or “The Old 250″ in honor of the $250,000 Bud Adams, the owner of the Tennessee Titans, was fined for this little outburst. I’m still trying to decide if it is worth $250,000 to flip off Buffalo fans en masse. I’m thinking probably yes.

Snyder Sucks (now with caption contest!)

Yesterday I went with De in DC and her family to the Redskins/Broncos game. We had a wonderful time. The Redskins even won and that hardly ever happens anymore!

I do have a few complaints, however.

1) Why can’t I get phone calls or internet on my telephone at Fed Ex Field? I mean, in the 400 section I am pretty close to the sky. You would think I could access a cell tower from up there. Are we blocked in there? I have all of my bars, but Devra was trying to call me and she couldn’t get through. (conspiracy theory about this will appear in #3)

2) All of the stadium lights were on for the entire game. The entire 1:00 game. It was sunny and 70 degrees and there was not one reason that I can conceive of to be wasting all of that electricity. Which leads me to this:

3) These two things together led me to attempt to tweet about the light situation, but when I typed this it kept failing to send.

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But when I changed it to this:

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It sent right away.

Is it even possible for Dan Snyder to block tweets about the Redskins from Fed Ex Field?

Speaking of Dan Snyder! Look at this picture I took.

Bite Me Snyder

Caption away, my friends. I have prizes. I hope you have a Wii, because I have a prize that requires one.*

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LeBron James Pink Puffy Hearts Michael Jordan

I’m not even sure how to approach this.

You know how LeBron James decided that he is going to give up his #23 jersey and he thinks everyone else should too?

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As in Michael Jordan is so awesome no one else should ever be able to wear his number. As in universal optional retirement of the number 23 all of the sudden.

Here is my take on it.

  • LeBron looks up into the stands.
  • LeBron is star struck.
  • In a moment of freaking out LeBron goes temporarily insane and makes crazy blanket statements on TV.

Where the hell did this come from?

Here is the strangest part. I’m not even sure he is wrong. Michael Jordan was totally a badass. It would be kind of cool to retire his number across the board.

But then you run into two problems:

1) What about Wilt Chamberlain?

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And Larry Bird?

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And Bill Russell?

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And Karem Abdul Jabar?

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There are others too, Magic Johnson, Jerry West, Julius Irving…

2) The NBA could run out of numbers.

What do you think? Is this a reasonable request or has LeBron gone crazy?

Elizabeth Lambert: Soccer Player, Hair Yanker, Apologizer

I can sit and wonder why Elizabeth Lambert behaved the way she did in a Mountain West Conference semifinal game against Brigham Young University last week, or I can wonder why this is the only news coverage I can recall seeing about women’s soccer, ever.

Or I can do both at the same time.

I mean, granted, if you’ve seen the video (and you’ve probably seen the video) you know that you do not want to make Elizabeth angry, at least not on the soccer field. She might punch you in the back (especially if you elbow her in the stomach first, sister) or sit on you. She is also capable of yanking you by your hair and pulling you to the ground. Then, and let’s hope finally, she is not opposed to tripping your ass, which is what a referee apparently decided last Thursday was bad enough to get pulled from the game, 76 minutes in.

I was sitting in a restaurant bar with a friend on Friday night when I watched her do all of these things – over and over again, thanks to Pardon the Interruption and then just the regular repetitive ESPN news cycle. The first time I watched her pull her opponent, BYU forward Kassidy Shumway, to the ground I’ll admit that I said “Ouch” out loud, as Shumway hit the turf face down and, in what is always the longest span of time in televised sports for me no matter how long it lasts, didn’t immediately get up.

I said “Ouch,” and I’m a hockey freak.

The University of New Mexico Athletic program has suspended her indefinitely for her actions.

Lambert released a statement Friday taking responsibility for her behavior.

“I am deeply and wholeheartedly regretful for my actions. My actions were uncalled for. I let my emotions get the best of me in a heated situation. I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary from the coaching staff and UNM administration. This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am. I am sorry to my coaches and teammates for any and all damages I have brought upon them. I am especially sorry to BYU and the BYU womens soccer players that were personally affected by my actions. I have the utmost respect for the BYU women’s soccer program and its players.”

Athletic Director Paul Krebs has not been clear so far on what that punishment will be, beyond saying that:

“Liz’s conduct on the field against BYU was completely inappropriate. There is no way to defend her actions.”

Coach Kip Vela said:

“Liz is a quality student-athlete, but in this instance her actions clearly crossed the line of fair play and good sportsmanship.”

Kind of, yeah, especially if she is a quality student-athlete.

Facebook group Ban Elizabeth Lambert of New Mexico From College Sports is the usual fountain of random comment wisdom and there you will find her tried in the court of public social media opinion on a level I’m not willing to replicate here. I don’t know this girl and it’s not appropriate for me to make any blanket assumptions about her mental health or personal character based on her behavior on one day, although I will agree that it was very bad behavior indeed. I do have questions, though, which may never be answered.

*How much are young women encouraged to smack each other around in soccer games? Is this the norm for the sport or an aberration? I guess I should watch some more and find out.

*Has anyone else ever melted like the Wicked Witch on the receiving end of a death glare from Elizabeth Lambert like the one she gave BYU’s Carlee Payne after she whacked her in the back? Because I’m thinking that’s possible. Scary stuff.

*The Daily Lobo at UNM reports that Lambert has been “yellow-carded” three times in her career – all in the past three weeks. Odd? Maybe. If this really is uncharacteristic behavior for her, who’s paying attention to it?

*Is womens’ sports only news when Serena Williams throws a fit? Does the WNBA need to tweet itself to death to get coverage for a league that has to share pages with the NCAA and gets minimal coverage until there’s a fracas on the court? Do women have to act out for press?

*Does ABC News really need to write a story using Lambert’s actions as justification for their unfounded allegations that “dirty play is not uncommon in womens’ sports”?

Like I said, I don’t know. I don’t in any way support her actions in that game, mostly because they looked like broken legs or closed head injuries weren’t out of the question given the way her opponents hit the ground. I think a lot of times more force than necessary is used on athletic fields, but I’ve never been out there so I don’t know what it’s like. I do know that winning is a huge expectation in high stakes games and pressure drives people to crazy behavior. I’m not sure that’s always a good idea. And whereas I do believe strongly in accountability I think it’s sad that of all the things a highly competitive, talented female athlete can be known for in her collegiate career, it boils down to headlines with words like “dirty” and “violent,” and stupid, videotaped, aggressive behavior. I’m sure she can do way better. Let’s hope she does from now on, no matter who’s watching.

The Yankees Win the World Series… Again

Cross Posted from BlogHer.com

The New York Yankees have won their 27th World Series.Yankees_win_again

Try to process that for a minute. 27 championship wins. That is insane. That is more than any other team in Major League Baseball. These wins date back to 1923, but that doesn’t make it any less impressive.

My favorite baseball team has never won a World Series. Ever.

So congratulations to the New York Yankees, again. If they were a player I would be encouraging them to retire. I can’t help but be reminded of the Crash Davis quote from Bull Durham about strike outs.

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls – it’s more democratic.

Sometimes that is how I feel about sports dynasties. I can’t be the only one that thinks that it is boring when the same team wins over and over. The Yankees have made six appearances in the World Series since 1998. They have won four of those.

I was watching SportsCenter and ESPN took a reader poll that revealed that in the United States only three states loved the Yankees while 47 states hated them.

Before you yell at me I totally understand that internet polls are fairly unreliable. It could have been 12 guys voting 700 times each, but still, nobody likes the guy that wins every single time.

Unless it is Tiger Woods.

I admit it. I rooted for Philadelphia. I’m not especially proud of this, but I wasn’t rooting for them because I am a Phillies fan. I felt like I was rooting against the school bully. So did Maureen.

Monday night, I was delighted to see the Philadelphia Phillies dig in, man up, and win a do or die game in the World Series. They may, of course, have merely staved off what seems inevitable: a Yankees win.

A Yankees win.

Blecchhh.

…the last time I rooted for the Yankees to win was in 2001, when they were America’s Team and should, by rights and corny story-telling, have won it all.

That was then and this is now, so it’s boo, hiss, Yankees, buying their way to contention and beyond with a checkbook as big as the Empire State Building.

It feels like that, doesn’t it? Of course that is completely legal in Major League Baseball. You want to know how much they spent this year? I’ll give you the top 10.

1. New York Yankees $201,449,289
2. New York Mets $135,773,988
3. Chicago Cubs $135,050,000
4. Boston Red Sox $122,696,000
5. Detroit Tigers $115,085,145
6. Los Angeles Angels $113,709,000
7. Philadelphia Phillies $113,004,048
8. Houston Astros $102,996,415
9. Los Angeles Dodgers $100,458,101
10. Seattle Mariners $98,904,167

Hey look at that! The top 4 teams were all in the spent over $100,000,000 on payroll.

I really should have worked harder during tee ball.

Don’t get me wrong. Some people were thrilled that New York won.

Rebecca was beside herselfSo was Gina.

And Lisa is just excited about the ticker tape parade.

Then there are those of us who are just feeling melancholy because last night was the last baseball game of the season.

On that note I would like to congratulate the New York Yankees and all of their fans. For the rest of us there is always next year.

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