It recently came to my attention that certain factions out there believe that Peyton Manning is a witch. This is just ridiculous superstition and a lot of heresy from I can see. Obviously, if you are paying attention to your pop culture – you realize that he is in fact, a Jedi.
Why, you say? WHY is he a Jedi?
Well it’s obvious, just take some of the codes that the Jedi live and train by:
1.) Train Diligently: Clearly, this is a guy who practice, practice practices. If you doubt this….you haven’t been paying attention.
2.) Provide Support: He’s a brilliant communicator and is always there to give his team proper direction.
The Force Is Strong In This One
or what about their rules of engagement – there’s clearly some Manning in a lot of these
1). LEARN TO SEE ACCURATELY – Thus the ability to nail a receiver at ridiculous distances.
2).Open your eyes to what is not evident – he finds holes and opportunities you didn’t even know where there.
3).Excersize Caution – even in trivial matters – We’re gonna put this one under CLOCK MANAGEMENT. Do you know ANYONE who controls the clock like Manning? No. No you don’t.
4). Allow others to draw on you – or recognize the blitz as it happens and realizes that those fools just left even MORE men open to receive your pass, which you get off nicely thus ruining their great idea.
Yes, the Force is strong.