Snyder Sucks (now with caption contest!)

Yesterday I went with De in DC and her family to the Redskins/Broncos game. We had a wonderful time. The Redskins even won and that hardly ever happens anymore!

I do have a few complaints, however.

1) Why can’t I get phone calls or internet on my telephone at Fed Ex Field? I mean, in the 400 section I am pretty close to the sky. You would think I could access a cell tower from up there. Are we blocked in there? I have all of my bars, but Devra was trying to call me and she couldn’t get through. (conspiracy theory about this will appear in #3)

2) All of the stadium lights were on for the entire game. The entire 1:00 game. It was sunny and 70 degrees and there was not one reason that I can conceive of to be wasting all of that electricity. Which leads me to this:

3) These two things together led me to attempt to tweet about the light situation, but when I typed this it kept failing to send.

But when I changed it to this:

It sent right away.

Is it even possible for Dan Snyder to block tweets about the Redskins from Fed Ex Field?

Speaking of Dan Snyder! Look at this picture I took.

Caption away, my friends. I have prizes. I hope you have a Wii, because I have a prize that requires one.*

* If not, just sell it on eBay, what do I care?