Alex Boone, Don’t You WANT to Play In the NFL?

By | February 3, 2009 | Football | Comments Off

How am I to be witty when Alex Boone’s story need no embellishment?

From The Big Lead: NFL Prospect From Ohio State Gets Drunk, Does Silly Things, Gets Tasered via The Cleveland Plain Dealer

Boone was arrested just before midnight on Sunday, allegedly with a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit of .08 in California. Boone was not driving, however, but was, according to a police spokesman, jumping on cars in the parking lot of his apartment complex and on the back of a tow truck. When police were called, the spokesman said Boone fled and was eventually found hiding on a patio, where he was tasered twice in order for police to arrest him.

Actually, now that I think about it, having to be twice tasered to be taken down might actually be a plus in the combine.

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