Archive for August, 2008

Criminals and Lunatics and Football, Oh My!

By | August 29, 2008 | Football | 2 Comments


For those of you keeping score at home:

Adam “Pacman” Jones was reinstated into the NFL.

Chad Johnson legally changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco.
Yes. He legally changed his last name to a number. In Spanish. He should go commit a crime. I’m pretty sure the McNaughton rule would apply now. No arguments. It is official. Ocho Cinco is bat shit crazy. It says so right on his drivers license.

Oh yes my friends. Only six days until regular season NFL games. How are your fantasy drafts going? I have my third tonight and I hate both of my teams so far. Good times.

Warren Sapp Dancing With the Stars

By | August 25, 2008 | Football | 1 Comment

The word on the street is that Warren Sapp will be on the next season of “Dancing With the Stars”.

The word at my house is that I wouldn’t miss that train wreck for all of the money in the world.

(Well, okay, for all of the money I would.)

Seriously, it will be worth it just to see the costumes. I’m picturing something like this.

Spanish National Basketball team threatens to “go pee-pee” in world’s Coke.

By | August 13, 2008 | Basketball | Comments Off

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Nervous About this Favre Thing

By | August 6, 2008 | Football | 2 Comments

I’m sick of talking about Brett Favre too, but hear me out.

As a Bucs fan this is my biggest fear:

Brett Favre comes to Tampa Bay. Brett Favre takes a bad hit (remember when Chris Sims lost a SPLEEN?) and ends up a paraplegic or something equally distressing.

I don’t want Favre to get hurt. In fact, until about three weeks ago I thought he was a pretty good guy, but a 38 year old who retired as a hero coming back and causing all this fuss and doing illegal things to get his way is just asking for karmic trouble.

He has shitloads of money. He has his health. He had a stellar reputation.

I just don’t see this ending well.

Now I just sit here and hope it ends poorly on some other team.

Is it wrong?

By | August 4, 2008 | Football | 4 Comments

And does it make me a bad person that I kinda want Brett Favre to fall flat on his face this season?

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