Now Marcus Vick has been Arrested for One of Everything

By | June 13, 2008 | Football | 1 Comment

Earlier today Ron Mexico’s little brother and fellow criminal, Marcus Vick, was charged with driving under the influence and eluding arrest.

Now Vick (who was calling him New Mexico?) has racked up arrests for gun charges, sex with a minor, reckless driving, possession (marijuana), giving alcohol to minors, driving with a suspended license, brandishing a firearm (at McDonald’s), eluding an officer, and now DUI.

I’m thinking that all he needs is an arrest for loitering, one for telecommunications fraud and one for mopery and he will win by being the first person to fill his entire card in prison bingo.

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One Reply to Now Marcus Vick has been Arrested for One of Everything

  1. Apryl DeLancey says:
    June 23, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    It must be DUI season…seems like everyone’s doing it…

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