A Different Kind of Horse Racing

By | August 22, 2007 | Football | 1 Comment

Much like when Alderaan was blown to smithereens by the Death Star, I felt the sudden cry of a million souls when minding my own business the other day I heard THIS said……(are you ready?)

*”I don’t know why this dog fighting this is such a big deal against Michael Vick. It’s just like Horse Racing.”

Ummmmmmmmm.

WHAT?

As the entire Bluegrass State lost it’s mind in Unison over feeling the vibe from the insanity of those words, I tried to keep my OWN head from exploding and said “What sort of horse racing do you DO around here anyway?”

I would like to just state, for the record, for anyone who is confused the following information:

*Horse racing is not like dogfighting.
*The only people who think that dogfighting is wrong are not doglovers. Personally I think dogs are annoying as shit.
*Michael Vick is not being persecuted.

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I am a transplanted Hoosier who resides in the Atlanta metro area. I'm a die hard Colts fan and as far as I'm concerned you aren't a fan unless you suffered through Jeff George as a quarterback. I'll give you a pass if you weren't born yet, but mostly if you weren't standing beside the highway cheering the Mayflower trucks into town on the night we stole that team, well then you aren't a fan. Additionally I think that wearing a pink jersey is a brilliant way to pwn an opposing team's player. If you pick your fantasy team based on uniform color or a players "Hot Butt" - well I'm sorry you may not sit with me during games. I only speak dead languages fluently and I like to wear things that make no sense.

One Reply to A Different Kind of Horse Racing

  1. Anonymous says:
    November 1, 2007 at 11:38 am

    A Good comment there regarding horse racing. Agree with the comments on online horse racing betting.

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