Much like when Alderaan was blown to smithereens by the Death Star, I felt the sudden cry of a million souls when minding my own business the other day I heard THIS said……(are you ready?)
*”I don’t know why this dog fighting this is such a big deal against Michael Vick. It’s just like Horse Racing.”
Ummmmmmmmm.
WHAT?
As the entire Bluegrass State lost it’s mind in Unison over feeling the vibe from the insanity of those words, I tried to keep my OWN head from exploding and said “What sort of horse racing do you DO around here anyway?”
I would like to just state, for the record, for anyone who is confused the following information:
*Horse racing is not like dogfighting.
*The only people who think that dogfighting is wrong are not doglovers. Personally I think dogs are annoying as shit.
*Michael Vick is not being persecuted.
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