I’m starting to lose faith as a fan.
Last week I watched as Steve Yzerman’s sweater was lifted to the rafters of the Joe. Yeah, I said the Joe. I’m from there, I can get away with it. However if YOU say it, I shall totally make fun of you.
Anyway, I got weepy and proud and nostalgic about 24 times each.
Then I felt dead inside.
That is until I heard the news when I woke up this morning.
(que porn music)
Becks is coming to town.
Ok, that perks me up.
A little.
Disclaimer: Oh shut up. If you can oogle the cheerleader camel toe, I can totally oogle the soccer guy.
Yummy
takes Soccer Mom to a whole new level eh?
Time to get season tickets!
This is going to be the thing that makes professional soccer popular in the US.
I feel giddy, even if he does look a touch like Gary Oldman in this picture.
Why oh WHY would you say that.
Now all I can see is Gary Oldman.
I hate you.
Becks is totally what the US needed for soccer!! ps. Stevie rocks! We had tickets for the retiring the jersey game but our boys were sick with flu so we stayed home. sob sob sob.
I really don’t think I would have stayed home. YOu are MOM of the YEAR for staying home.
I would have let my kids puke their guts out by themselves to see that.
i would have. Really.
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Yummy.
And he can actually PLAY. Bonus.